Containment What If?

[Jumpin Jenkins]

What if CWC actually went to "JULLAAAAY"'s house, only to find a little boy sexting his computer?

 

[Konstantinos]

What if Chris, through some bout of divine intervention, realized just how fucked his life is?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris, through some bout of divine intervention, realized just how fucked his life is?

That would be proof of a loving God.

 

[Konstantinos]

That would be proof of a loving God.

Actually, scratch the divinity part, what if Chris, out of his own volition, (somehow) realized how fucked his life is?

 

[Apocalypso]

Actually, scratch the divinity part, what if Chris, out of his own volition, (somehow) realized how fucked his life is?

Shit himself and do nothing about it.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

What if Chris found a girlfriend? There's got to be at least one passably human looking girl desperate enough to jump his duck for the chance at being efamous. Basically Kengle with a china.

 

[Marvin]

What if Chris found a girlfriend? There's got to be at least one passably human looking girl desperate enough to jump his duck for the chance at being efamous. Basically Kengle with a china.

She exists, just not in Virginia.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

She exists, just not in Virginia.

Nah Anna isn't that desperate. She just wants to groom his fur and wave him around like he's best in show at the All American Autist pageant.

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris had the love and respect of a good friend, not someone using him for laughs, but someone who genuinely saw him as being in a rough spot but with some sweet personality traits?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris had the love and respect of a good friend, not someone using him for laughs, but someone who genuinely saw him as being in a rough spot but with some sweet personality traits?

That person would either be the most patient, or most stupid person to have ever lived.

 

[Coldgrip]

What if Chris found a girlfriend? There's got to be at least one passably human looking girl desperate enough to jump his duck for the chance at being efamous. Basically Kengle with a china.

Her caretakers wouldn't let Chris date her.

 

[Falcon Lord]

What if Chris played second base for the Atlanta Braves?

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris played second base for the Atlanta Braves?

And another slow ground ball goes by Chandler. His technique in the field has been weak this season.

I'm workin' on it!

Swing and a miss, STRIKE THREE!

CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

And with that play, Chandler is getting booed out of the stadium.

Y'alls a bunch of heartless trolls!

 

[Apocalypso]

What if there was a planet inhabited by CWCs?

 

[CWCissey]

What if there was a planet inhabited by CWCs?

They would have gone extinct ages ago due to no-one being up to their high standards of a mate.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was blind?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was blind?

He would use that as his crutch rather than autism.

Also, Sonichu would look better

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris was obsessed with some sports team (Yankees, Raiders, etc.) instead of Sonic?

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

What if there was a planet inhabited by CWCs?

Anybody out there wants to make a movie based on this concept I'd fund the kickstarter. Also I'm available to play a cynical, yet dedicated pilot who heroically takes a cloud of mace for the team to allow them to escape.

 

[Marvin]

What if Chris had the love and respect of a good friend, not someone using him for laughs, but someone who genuinely saw him as being in a rough spot but with some sweet personality traits?

That's Anna.