Containment What If?

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris met Q?

He'd ask for an invention to make Sonic's arms permanently white.

What if CWC vs. nWo?

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[ToroidalBoat]

He'd ask for an invention to make Sonic's arms permanently white.

Not that Q - I meant the other Q (from Star Trek). Still, I could see that happening - with both Qs.

 

[Kecleon]

Not that Q - I meant the other Q (from Star Trek). Still, I could see that happening - with both Qs.

He'd wonder why Discord from MLP looked like a human.

 

[Conrix]

What if Chris had blue arms?

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris met Q?

He would kill him and prepare him as a sandwich for Barb.

What if Chris had blue arms?

He would demand that Barb kill the abomination and create a new one that was not designed to be a complete freak.

 

[Milford Grimley]

What if Chris got really into MMA?

Chris would be in better shape because he would exercise. He would have a hard time finding a training partner since no one would want to roll with him because of

 

[Stress Sigh]

Chris would be in better shape because he would exercise. He would have a hard time finding a training partner since no one would want to roll with him because of

He has truly found the "anti-grapple".

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris played competitive Smash Brothers?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if CWC vs. nWo?

Two sides to this scenario.
Since he isn't one of Eric Bischoff's boys, he ain't getting over in a long shot. nWo Edge, Jackknife Powerbomb, then Atomic Leg Drop. Pin for the three count.
Or
They wouldn't bother working with him because he didn't wear a muffler for his

 

[GS 281]

Two sides to this scenario.
Since he isn't one of Eric Bischoff's boys, he ain't getting over in a long shot. nWo Edge, Jackknife Powerbomb, then Atomic Leg Drop. Pin for the three count.
Or
They wouldn't bother working with him because he didn't wear a muffler for his

Fuck a muffler, Chris needs dual exhaust.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

Fuck a muffler, Chris needs dual exhaust.

And Tony Schiavone would of course refer to it as "THE MOST EXPLOSIVE SHART IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT!"

 

[Konstantinos]

What if Chris joined a scalp-hunting gang?

 

[GS 281]

And Tony Schiavone would of course refer to it as "THE MOST EXPLOSIVE SHART IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT!"

Can you think of a better reverse to a piledriver? I loved Owen Hart, but Stone Cold should have pulled that reversal on him in that I-C title match.

 

[Stud2Stud]

A thought that amused me to no end during my boring drudgery today:

What if Snyder was currently persuing a career as a jail warden in Albermale county?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

A thought that amused me to no end during my boring drudgery today:

What if Snyder was currently persuing a career as a jail warden in Albermale county?

With Chris in the same prison, it would make a great sitcom. I know someone else in this thread already used this joke, but the show would be called "Tard Time", a play on "hard time".

 

[Luvs2Sperg789]

What if Chris had a child and it was a Chris Junior, instead of a Crystal? Would he try to raise the dang male child as a tomgirl?

 

[Holdek]

What if Chris had blue arms?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris married Null?

 

[CWCissey]

The theory that Chris loves dicks would be proven to be true

 

[Dumb Frogposter]

What if CWC vs. nWo?

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