Containment What If?

[Mick92]

What if Chris had a McDonalds franchise?

it'd be shut down by the health department or sued outta business, assuming Chris even had a business plan

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if someone made a Big Lebowski-style movie with a character like Chris?

It would take a lot of money, a lot of liberties with real life events, and a really sick writer/director/cast to go through with the project.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was the President of the United States?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris was a fitness nut?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Chris was a fitness nut?

Well, if Chris were as obsessed with his health as he is with Sonic, he'd look like Steve Reeves.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

Well, if Chris were as obsessed with his health as he is with Sonic, he'd look like Steve Reeves.

Now would he still be a Virgin with Rage if this was the case?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

Now would he still be a Virgin with Rage if this was the case?

Chris Reeves would be able to pick up drunk chicks at a bar. His selfishness would still hamper his ability to form meaningful relationships.

 

[Coldgrip]

Now would he still be a Virgin with Rage if this was the case?

He's not though.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

He's not though.

Very true -Chris is not a virgin. I interpreted the question as "would this have given Chris more opportunities to lose his 'V Card' or would he still resort to a prostitute?"

 

[GS 281]

He would be Cross-Train

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

What if Chris dropped acid during his appearance next month?

 

[normankrasner]

what if Chris was a fruit or vegetable?

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

what if Chris was a fruit or vegetable?

He'd be a Durian Fruit pissed on by a skunk.

 

[hurpdurpmanguy]

What if the people at Gamestop heeded Chris Chan's words and didn't call anybody?

 

[Abethedemon]

What if the people at Gamestop heeded Chris Chan's words and didn't call anybody?

We wouldn't know about the incident unless he posted it on Facebook, and if he did that, he would probably get arrested, which is probably what he would do.

 

[SOINCHU]

What if Chris actually is gay?

 

[My Main Man Kobain]

What if Chris actually is gay?

Has he ever been truly happy, though? Or was it all a delusion, just like Sonichu and everything else?

 

[trueandhonestfan]

What if Chris actually is gay?

The thought of a china would repulse him and he'd hear voices saying "Christian's straight".

What if Chris was so desperate he wore a sandwich board sign asking for a boyfriend-free girl?

EDIT: I searched "sandwich board" (to make sure it was called that) and this was a very early result.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

The thought of a china would repulse him and he'd hear voices saying "Christian's straight".

What if Chris was so desperate he wore a sandwich board sign asking for a boyfriend-free girl?

EDIT: I searched "sandwich board" (to make sure it was called that) and this was a very early result.
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It already happened.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was crucified?