Containment What If?

[GS 281]

What if Chris was a farmer, lead singer of a late 90's pop-punk band and had the largest male chicken in the county?

 

[Konstantinos]

What if Chris was locked in an airtight room with A-Log, a machete with a dull blade, a VCR, a television and tapes containing the entirety of Sonic X?

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris started a one man lo-fi black metal band?

 

[Stud2Stud]

What if Chris was locked in an airtight room with A-Log, a machete with a dull blade, a VCR, a television and tapes containing the entirety of Sonic X?

Chris would flee to his happy place by watching Sonic X while A-Log does nothing but vent his impotent rage to express his superiority towards Chris until both suffocate on the smell of .

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris started a one man lo-fi black metal band?

Think an untalented, un-romanticized, version of Varg Vikernes.

What if Chris became the opposite of a TomGirl and grew a full beard?

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris became the opposite of a TomGirl and grew a full beard?

It would be a neckbeard and he would prattle on about how women don't want him be he wants a woman.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris was Horribly Burnt in the fire?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was Horribly Burnt in the fire?

He'd be extra crispy?

What if Chris was left home alone in 14 BC?

 

[Abethedemon]

He'd be extra crispy?

What if Chris was left home alone in 14 BC?

I'm pretty sure he would just shit his pants and do nothing.

 

[Lipitor]

What if Chris was Horribly Burnt in the fire?

Instead of renaming him Chris-Tran, we'd start calling him Chris-Tan

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris killed Barb by accident?

 

[GS 281]

Instead of renaming him Chris-Tran, we'd start calling him Chris-Tan

Chrispy-Tran rolls off the tongue.

What if Chris killed Barb by accident?

He would stuff her, scissor with her, strap a dildo on her and have her carcass peg him and then cuddle her until she became one with the barbage that surrounds them.

 

[Lipitor]

What if Chris killed Barb by accident?

He'd cry like the little bitch that he is, forever. The trolls would be like, oh no we have to show him respect for some reason.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Barb died instead of Bob?

 

[Marvin]

What if Barb died instead of Bob?

Chris and Bob wouldn't have run over Snyder on Oct 28, 2011.

 

[GS 281]

Chris and Bob wouldn't have run over Snyder on Oct 28, 2011.

There would have been a confrontation eventually. I think it would have been worse. I bet Bob would throw down on Snyder.

 

[Marvin]

There would have been a confrontation eventually. I think it would have been worse. I bet Bob would throw down on Snyder.

Bob just wouldn't have let Chris go back to the game place. Nothing would've happened.

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris did "Frozen Stalactite" in Hawai'i with Magma?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was black?

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris was black?

He would call white people "Crackos"