Containment What If?

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris wrote MLP fanfiction with Cherokee-Chan?

 

[Mick92]

What if Chris wrote MLP fanfiction with Cherokee-Chan?

It wouldn't be that much worse than your average MLP fanfic.

 

[Rick Springfield]

You can't catch AIDS. You can only catch HIV. Assuming you meant him catching HIV inside his anus, do you mean from intravenous drug use and resorting to injecting into the anus? Too much ambiguity here.

What if Chris had the ability to teleport? Would he go to China?

Maybe he would teleport into the kitchen at the local McDicks and steal food?

 

[Zappin to the Extreme]

What if Chris was in Silent Hill? Would he be like a cross between Eddie Dombrowski and Angela Orozco? Would he be chased by Sonichu monsters? Is this a Chris Pyramid Head?

 

[Stud2Stud]

What if Chris was in Silent Hill? Would he be like a cross between Eddie Dombrowski and Angela Orozco? Would he be chased by Sonichu monsters? Is this a Chris Pyramid Head?

Someone once brought that up. I think the consensus was that Chris would creep out the nurse-thingies and get kicked out of Silent Hill.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What if Chris had the ability to teleport?

The teleportation thing was already brought up earlier. Chris would probably resort to that instead of macing store employees during seemingly inevitable confrontations and bans. Like I said earlier, it'd probably be easy to predict where he'd teleport to - probably the same few locations in VA. Possibly to Manchester High School.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris was a foot taller?

 

[Stud2Stud]

What if Chris was a foot taller?

He'd weight 60 pounds more

 

[Sanic]

What if Chris was a hit with the ladies?

 

[CatParty]

what if chris was a trannycopter

 

[YI 457]

what if chris was a trannycopter

He would crash just after the takeoff. And then he would blame you, or me, or everyone.

 

[GS 281]

what if chris was a trannycopter

He would fly over the city protecting the skies.

What if Chris was a hit with the ladies?

That's WAY too out there... He would likely not be a "tranny".

What if Chris sat down at a glory hole toilet at a rest stop and a big black trucker slid a green condomed dong through the hole?

 

[Miniscule Spritz]

His impulse would con him into shoving it up his behind four times in different ways.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris was a hit with the ladies?

God's Anus would implode on itself and the Universe as we know it will be a thing of the past.

What if Chris wore a leather jacket?

 

[Marvin]

What if Chris wore a leather jacket?

He'd call himself Carlos Chantor.

 

[Handsome Pete]

What if Chris sat down at a glory hole toilet at a rest stop and a big black trucker slid a green condomed dong through the hole?

He'd be torn between staying straight, and this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to blow Wild Sonichu.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if instead of getting mad at ED for making that page when he first started, Chris just had a laugh and shrugged it off?

 

[CWCissey]

What if instead of getting mad at ED for making that page when he first started, Chris just had a laugh and shrugged it off?

We wouldn't be here now.

 

[Stud2Stud]

What if Chris was into Larping?

 

[GS 281]

We wouldn't be here.

What if Chris was just a common working hard with his hands?
What if Chris was just a common man working hard for the man?

What if Chris was an Amerrrrrrrrrrriiccann Dreammm?
What if Chris was Amerrrrrrrrrrriiccann Dreammm?

What if Chris was black or white?
What if Chris was redneck funky that's alright?
What if Chris wasblew up on out of soul?
What if Chris was called the man he's got his goal?

What if Chris was an Amerrrrrrrrrrriiccann Dreammm?
What if Chris was Amerrrrrrrrrrriiccann Dreammm?
What if Chris was an Amerrrrrrrrrrriiccann Dreammm?
What if Chris was Amerrrrrrrrrrriiccann Dreammm?