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WHY HAVE I GOT THE OSCAR FOR THE DANG DIRTY MALES? I SHOULD HAVE DA AWAR' FOR BEST AC-A-ACT-GIRLY ACTOR!
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WHY HAVE I GOT THE OSCAR FOR THE DANG DIRTY MALES? I SHOULD HAVE DA AWAR' FOR BEST AC-A-ACT-GIRLY ACTOR!
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(snatches award from Partricia Arquette, audience laughs)
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Then Meryl Streep thinks 'Why didn't I think of that?'
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What if Chris was a pro wrestling manager?
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He'd refuse to manage any brute males and would creep on all the female talent.
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They'd shit themselves and do nothing about it.
What if Chris was a performance artist?
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He would be arrested a lot more due to public indecency.
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He'd be attending Azkaban very quickly.
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What if Chris found the seven Dragonballs?
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What if Chris was a Monster Truck Driver?
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He'd take twenty tries to run over a garter snake.
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What if Chris had no feelings, including anger and hate?
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His video responses to trolls would have been boring as fuck.
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What if Chris took Ritalin?
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He'd be drinking Fanta Zero and would be an even bigger dick.
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lots of autistic kids are prescribed Ritalin