Containment What If?
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He'd at least be someone's practice fuck.
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What if Chris became 100 years old?
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What if someone irl became so tired of Chris's bull, that he went all Goofy Time on his ass?
Evolution will be disproved and the word of Godbear would be taught in schools across the country/globe.
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NO A-LOG NO!
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What if Chris ended up spending "One Night in Chyna"
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He'd accuse his former sweetheart 'Carbon' of being too common to be with a noble gas such as him. He'd have fluorinephobia cause that mean fluorine is taking away all the pretty elements.
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What if Big Brother (From 1984) and Magi-Chan ran surveyed CWCville?
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He would have to be very hated by many people (Castro, Mugabe, Mobutu, and Kim Il-Sung all lived into their 80s, and two seem to be ready to hit 90.)
What if Chris-Chan was Muslim?
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You sure about that? Just as now with women to Chris, I don't think any dude would get down with Christina
He would look to make 72 sweetheart virgins from the ground up.
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What if Chris lived in Boulder, Colorado?
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What if Chris was Amish?
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He'd probably not be as notable due to a lack of internet.
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I'd drive all the way to Denver and protest in front of the capital until Jerkovernor Hickenlooper decides to ban him from the state.
The high altitudes would probably be the last straw for that old tired horse's heart.
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He would shit his old-ass pants and do nothing
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What if Chris was an angel?
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Rain shit down from his holy ass, covering the innocent, then proceed to do nothing
Everything can be answered as "Shit himself and do nothing"
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Everytime Chris shits his pants and does nothing the kiwifarms gets a shitpost.
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What if Chris actually got surgery to become "All Woman 
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