Containment What If?

[Muncie Anderson]

What if Chris became a capitalist?

"Mr. Chandler, CWCron is the only financial institution that can't produce a balance sheet or cash flow statement with their earnings..."

(stress sigh)

"Your question has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts...

...dodo brain."

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was in a first-person shooter game?

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We'll name it Call of JULAAAY!

 

[Stud2Stud]

What if Chris was in a first-person shooter game?

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We'll name it Call of JULAAAY!

Well, there was a Left4Dead Mod that replaced the Boomer with Christian...

Spoiler

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris was a silent movie star?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Chris was a silent movie star?

Studios would have delayed "talkies" until his retirement! Dooooohohoho.

 

[Lipitor]

What if Chris got a job. No seriously, what would it be and how would it pan out?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris got a job. No seriously, what would it be and how would it pan out?

Clinical test subject and he'd get fired from that too.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris got a job. No seriously, what would it be and how would it pan out?

Chris would probably apply for a job at Gamestop or some other place that sells games. He'd get fired on the first day for vandalizing the Sonic Boom display, macing anyone who tries to buy the game, and shoplifting a dozen copies for himself.

 

[Marvin]

I feel a play coming on......

Forget the rhetorical possibility of portraying Chris! Now I think I may want to write this play.

@Connor's gotta write the movie adaption.

 

[The Phantom on the Hill]

@Connor's gotta write the movie adaption.

As long as it's better than the 90s Romeo and Julie and The Phantom of the Opera movie, I don't care who adapts it. XD

Though a movie may be too much, as I'm only imagining the play to be a simple one act.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a jet fighter?

 

[Stud2Stud]

What if Chris was a jet fighter?

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Also just imagine his body during high-G maneuvers...

 

[Miniscule Spritz]

The Lego Roadshow is currently on display at my local mall - what if it came to Fashion Square Mall?

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[Stud2Stud]

The Lego Roadshow is currently on display at my local mall - what if it came to Fashion Square Mall?

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Chris would try to set up his own creations in that exhibition arguing that everything he created would be intrinsically and objectively be superior to everything else.

 

[fuzzypickles]

What if Chris meet Nick Bate?

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris was demisexual? (as in not being attracted to people until you form a relationship with them) (I could be getting that wrong)

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris meet Nick Bate?

Even Chris doesn't deserve that...

 

[Konstantinos]

What if Chris meet Nick Bate?

Even Chris would probably be put off by his pedofork tendencies.

 

[Coldgrip]

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Also just imagine his body during high-G maneuvers...

Or attempting to re-fuel.

What if Chris meet Nick Bate?

Then I'll actually be happy Chris carries mace.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was Scottish?

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