Containment What If?

[normankrasner]

What if Chris made and sold bootleg toys? What if someone else made Sonichu toys without Chris' permission? What if they made a blue armed Sonic toy (officially licensed or bootleg)?

http://www.bootlegactionfigures.com/Bootlegsindex.htm

 

[Honeyrabbit]

What if Chris used more than 10% of his brain capacity?

Spoiler

Requesting that someone photoshops the image to say "JULAY" with Chris's face in the background.

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris changed the font on Kiwi Farms?

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris wrote a semi-coherent novel about Sonichu?

 

[Kecleon]

What if Chris changed the font on Kiwi Farms?

Do we even have to speculate what he'd change it to?

 

[Ghost Got Double Dipped]

What if Chris became a capitalist?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris became a capitalist?

 

[Chthonic]

What if you where transformed into Chris Chan.

 

[Ghost Got Double Dipped]

What if Chris had a Stand power from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

semi-coherent novel about Sonichu

>inb4 "still a better story than Twilight"

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris was immortal?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Chris became a capitalist?

>Implying Enron was an accident

What if Chris was immortal?

Chris would live beyond the heat death of the universe and never find a sweetheart. Dooohohohohoho.

 

[normankrasner]

What if Barb bought Chris more fashionable clothing and bad better fashion sense when it came to teens in the 90s?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Shakespeare wrote a play about Chris?

 

[The Phantom on the Hill]

What if Shakespeare wrote a play about Chris?

I'd audition for the part of Chris. 'Twould be the most fun tragic "hero" ever.

 

[CWCissey]

What if Shakespeare wrote a play about Chris?

The Taming Of The Chu.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What if Shakespeare wrote a play about Chris?

It'd probably be both a comedy and a tragedy, seeing as how Chris' life unfortunately is IRL.

One could probably make a Shakespeare-style play of Chris' life now. There's certainly no lack of drama in it.

 

[The Phantom on the Hill]

It'd probably be both a comedy and a tragedy, seeing as how Chris' life unfortunately is IRL.

One could probably make a Shakespeare-style play of Chris' life now. There's certainly no lack of drama in it.

I feel a play coming on......

Forget the rhetorical possibility of portraying Chris! Now I think I may want to write this play.

 

[Henry Bemis]

It'd probably be both a comedy and a tragedy, seeing as how Chris' life unfortunately is IRL.

One could probably make a Shakespeare-style play of Chris' life now. There's certainly no lack of drama in it.

Very true, very true, and Chris's life certainly could be rendered theatrically. The biggest obstacle, however, is that in his own story, Chris is not the protagonist (i.e. the person who does shit). But that's a discussion that belongs elsewhere.

What if Chris became a capitalist?

You mean he's not a capitalist whore already?

 

[AnOminous]

What if Shakespeare wrote a play about Chris?

It would be Much Ado About Nothing.