Containment What If?

[Cedric_Eff]

What if Chris actually got the gamestop employee in the eyes with mace? Or, alternatively, crippled Michael Schneider in the hit and run?

Then he’s either in jail now or is homeless much sooner.

 

[deathray44]

What happens if his mother dies while a full-blown 08 style recession is happening? Does he lose 14 BLC? Does he lose the car? Does he go to live in the car?

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

What if the space-time continuum had a sort of brain fart and brought Bob back to life alive and well and when he went home the first thing he encountered was his "son"?

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

What if the space-time continuum had a sort of brain fart and brought Bob back to life alive and well and when he went home the first thing he encountered was his "son"?

Magi-chan is actually Bob's spirit returned in incorporeal form to try and make Chris feel less lonely as a final act of love

 

[Nuns with guns]

Magi-chan is actually Bob's spirit returned in incorporeal form to try and make Chris feel less lonely as a final act of love

If it were Bob it would cut down the internet instead of uploading retarded videos and stories of how magi-chan is currently in chris' body.

 

[The handsome tard]

What if the space-time continuum had a sort of brain fart and brought Bob back to life alive and well and when he went home the first thing he encountered was his "son"?

"Get away from that life, im cutting it down right now"
-the tranny lumberjack

 

[Hell]

What if Christine liked bungee jumping?

 

[The handsome tard]

What if Christine liked bungee jumping?

He would say he needs no cord, for he...is a CPU tranny gaybian tranny goddess that also happens to be a tranny. Then a rational instructor would just let nature take its course and let him jump.

 

[FunkyFresh87]

What if 28 October, 2011 never happened?

 

[AnOminous]

What if 28 October, 2011 never happened?

He'd have done some other shit instead. Maybe something where he'd even have gotten unlucky and actually hurt someone badly enough to end in prison.

 

[Tikbalang]

What if Chris became "blackened"? What would be his execution?

 

[Randy Lahey]

What if Chris smoked meth and crack

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris smoked meth and crack

He'd probably be in a better position than he is now.

 

[Monolith]

What if Chris was Slingblade's new roommate?

 

[Tedbundychu]

What if Chris smoked meth and crack

We would go full Sonichu

Magi-chan is actually Bob's spirit returned in incorporeal form to try and make Chris feel less lonely as a final act of love

Nah, Magi chan is more like a Tulpa

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

What if Chris joined the Church of Scientology?

 

[Floop]

What if bob was still alive and could see Chris now?

 

[The Pest]

What if Chris had body-swapped with a diffirent Sonuchu, rather than Magi-chan?

 

[Floop]

What if Chris joined the Church of Scientology?

He would leave because they wouldn’t align with his views of total omnipotency.

What if Chris had body-swapped with a diffirent Sonuchu, rather than Magi-chan?

He would body swap with punchy, and stumble around in public doing a very nice accent.

 

[The handsome tard]

What if Chris joined the Church of Scientology?

Then the COS would realize that they will be associated with Chris and start jumping ship/blocking him like any reasonable fanbase.

What if bob was still alive and could see Chris now?

"Get away from that life, Im cutting it down, right now!"