Containment What If?

[hurpdurpmanguy]

What if Chris was pregnant?

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris was pregnant?

 

[Marvin]

What if Chris was pregnant?

 

[CWCchange]

What if Chris was pregnant?

Chris would give birth to a Яetard, and use the kid to get his tugboat raised and buy more Lego.

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris played in the Super Bowl?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris played in the Super Bowl?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris snapped, sold all of his legos and gave the money away to charity?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris snapped, sold all of his legos and gave the money away to charity?

We'd be calling an ambulance to 14BC as it would be obvious that he's seriously ill.

 

[Marvin]

What if Chris snapped, sold all of his legos and gave the money away to charity?

He wouldn't be Chris.

 

[Coldgrip]

That would mean that the standards for Star Trek has gone way down, brother

Eh, I think he'd fit in with the Voyager crew just fine.

 

[CWCissey]

Eh, I think he'd fit in with the Voyager crew just fine.

Try Enterprise. Even Neelix wouldn't put up with Chris' shit.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a neurosurgeon?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was a neurosurgeon?

 

[Fettucine_Neapoli.]

What if Charlottesville is an independent state and Chris is the head of state?

 

[Picklechu]

What if Charlottesville is an independent state and Chris is the head of state?

Spoiler

 

[Stud2Stud]

Eh, I think he'd fit in with the Voyager crew just fine.

"My sweetest Seven of Nine, I will always remain your good drone for you... hmmm yeah..."

 

[Tragi-Chan]

"My sweetest Seven of Nine, I will always remain your good drone for you... hmmm yeah..."

That would be a pretty good way to defeat the Borg. Let them assimilate Chris. Within weeks, the entire collective would cease to be a threat, the drones all choosing to stay in their cubes and play vidya, their hive mind crammed with rage and Pokeyman trivia. The Queen would be killed when the entire Collective attempts to motorboat her simultaneously.

 

[Honeyrabbit]

What if Chris-chan were a hoax, a series of elaborate jokes
Then we would have all been trolled real hard

What if Chris-chan were a trick, with habits that he had hand-picked
To make us think we had our own pet 'tard

 

[Stud2Stud]

What if Chris-chan were a hoax, a series of elaborate jokes
Then we would have all been trolled real hard

What if Chris-chan were a trick, with habits that he had hand-picked
To make us think we had our own pet 'tard

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan

 

[normankrasner]

what if Chris was a chicken?