When there's no room left in Hell, the dead will walk the earth. Then we'd get whiny Facebook posts about how the JERK zombies had taken all the pretty living people, leaving him with none.
Just another instance of Godbear trolling Chris by giving him a talent that's useless to him.
Then he is certainly the best at managing to fuck even that up.
Chris might be a dumb ass, but he doesn't deserve that.
You're right; not even Chris deserves to have to live with Sick Nick. It looks like Jace may be headed to prison, though. What if he was Chris's cellmate?
Sounds like the plot of a reality show where they send a bunch of lolcows to jail together. I'd watch it.
What would they call it? "The Biggest Loser" is already taken... So is "Jackass"... "I'm a Retard... Get Me Out of Here!" might work. "The Amazing Sperg"? "Tard Tank" has a nice ring to it.
"Tard Time." The logo would read "Hard Time," with a big T scrawled over the H in crayon. Under it, the three mugshots.
Yeah. Some days he just shits himself and does nothing.
That's probably most days.
