Containment What If?

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was paid a special visit from the Care Bears who wished to help him?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was paid a special visit from the Care Bears who wished to help him?

They'd end up sending Andrew Dobson (The Don't Care Bear)

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris became possessed by a demon spirit?

 

[Ryker]

When the dark side takes over....

The black medallion appears!

 

[Stud2Stud]

When the dark side takes over....

The black medallion appears!

I love this photo...
Chris' attempt at conveying emotion by mimicking facial expressions are always a blast, but when he tries to do 'angry' and ends up with 'constipated confusion' it's just utter hilarity.

 

[Ravenor]

I love this photo...
Chris' attempt at conveying emotion by mimicking facial expressions are always a blast, but when he tries to do 'angry' and ends up with 'constipated confusion' it's just utter hilarity.

It was taken mid hence the face.

 

[gamer2014]

What if Chris lost his virginity (hooker or otherwise) while Bob was alive?

 

[Male Idiot]

What if Chris lost his virginity (hooker or otherwise) while Bob was alive?

Well done son guy!

 

[GS 281]

Bob probably lost it to a hooker as well. He was in Korea and I am sure he had to blow off steam somehow. Probably why he was such a staunch supporter of the UN. He likes Yellow tang. What if Chris has an older Asian brother?

 

[bradsternum]

What if Chris sold knives today? If I saw him approaching my door with a box full o' knives, I'd lock the doors and hide under my bed.

 

[cumrobbery]

What if Chris owns a shotgun?

 

[SOINCHU]

What would happen if Chris actually became homeless?

Would he be able to make it?

 

[Coldgrip]

What if Chris became homeless and he owned a shotgun?

 

[Ultimate Grisby]

What if Chris decided to go live in the wild like Christopher McCandless?

 

[EI 903]

What if Chris became homeless and he owned a shotgun?

Then the film would be Homo with a Shotgun. Starring Kathy Bates as Chris.

 

[IncinerateChicken]

Then the film would be Homo with a Shotgun. Starring Kathy Bates as Chris.

Nah, it should be Ted Levine. He has experience playing a gaybian.

"It RUBS the COMEUPPANCE ON ITS SKIN, or else it gets the TROLLS AGAIN!"

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris decided to go live in the wild like Christopher McCandless?

Then Into the Wild would be about as thick as an anti-smoking pamphlet and mostly consist of making fun of him.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a painting in the Louvre?

 

[Zarkon]

Then the film would be Homo with a Shotgun. Starring Kathy Bates as Chris.

It would be a short movie: instead of buying his beloved lawnmower, Chris would buy a shotgun to interrupt a robbery, only to blow off some toes.

Then Into the Wild would be about as thick as an anti-smoking pamphlet and mostly consist of making fun of him.

Another short movie: Chris decides to leave the consumer world and pays for it by walking in front of a bus.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if the Chris wasn't Chris, but a Chris-Thing?

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