Containment What If?

[Picklechu]

What if this thread imploded under the weight of it's own autism?

An autism singularity would consume the Chris board.

This thread is labeled "containment" for a reason.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

What if Chris was a victim of cruel pranks at the hands of spiteful teenagers and emotionally stunted adults? And then posted it to the Internet for cool bro points furthering the humiliation of a autistic person?

 

[Looney Troons]

What if Rollin’ and Trollin’ was produced into a feature-length film?

 

[Cedric_Eff]

What if Rosechu’s Story continued and Chris continually ripped it off?

 

[Gaius Caesar]

An autism singularity would consume the Chris board.

This thread is labeled "containment" for a reason.

I just noticed Ogorki the Konserwowe's arms are not green.

 

[CraBman]

What if Rosechu’s Story continued and Chris continually ripped it off?

It would probably be very good and Chris would change some aspects he doesn’t like about it.

 

[Syaoran Li]

What if Chris was born a girl?

 

[ON 190]

What if the Borg assimilated Chris?

 

[normankrasner]

What if the Borg assimilated Chris?

assuming (s)he would be worthy of assimilation

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

What if the Borg assimilated Chris?

If they even deemed him worth assimilating, the sheer intensity of his autism would turn it into a virus that would cripple the entire Collective and turn them into a hivemind dedicated solely to worshiping their new ideal of perfection: Sonichu.

 

[Tikbalang]

What if Chris was in a coma and his "dream" can be watched live on youtube?

 

[Gorillagorillagorilla]

What's gonna happen when Chris finally dies? He's been flipping the Reaper off for a while and it seems inevitable his time will come. Imagine how the internet will react, what will happen to the farms, etc.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

What if Chris murdered Barb and disposed of the body so he could buy legos with her pension?

 

[janekop]

What if after Barb died Chris moved in with Jacob Sockness and they got married and adopted a child and finally found happiness?

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

assuming (s)he would be worthy of assimilation

The Borg deem lesser creatures as unworthy if I recall correctly.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

The Borg deem lesser creatures as unworthy if I recall correctly.

Correct. They didn't assimilate the Kazon (those space gangbangers from the first couple seasons of Voyager) because they were so rock-stupid that they would have detracted from the Collective's perfection. One assumes Chris would be on the same level.

 

[Tikbalang]

What if the amount of his monthy tugboat are merit-based? 1 points = $1 and starts with 1000 points in the first day of the month
Example:

• Playing video games for an hour at most, -25 points. 1 hour and one second is -50 points
• Failure / Late to attend therapy, -100 points
• Complete running in 1 mile, +50 points
• Sell / giveaway 10 pounds of toys, +40 points
• Got a bachelor's degree of any kind, +2000 points
• Take a shower at least once a day, +20. Fail to shower, -25.

If his total merit is -1 point or less, he'll get nothing for the next month

 

[AsianChris]

What if Chris becomes a hooker? What if Chris becomes a pimp? What if Chris becomes a cop that arrests them both? What if he is the three things at the same time?

 

[Tikbalang]

What if Chris becomes a hooker? What if Chris becomes a pimp? What if Chris becomes a cop that arrests them both? What if he is the three things at the same time?

• Hooker: 0 clients taken since day 1
• Pimp: 0 hookers stayed with him since day 1
• Cop: 0 successful arrests given since day 1

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

What if Chris becomes a hooker? What if Chris becomes a pimp? What if Chris becomes a cop that arrests them both? What if he is the three things at the same time?

At one point, Chris was both a hooker and his own pimp.
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I can't see him being a Jerkop, though.