Containment What If?

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

So far, we can only speculate about this.

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But it would involve a lot of gay faggotry.

First:

Second: I don't think we have to worry about that, since the lore of 40k is dense enough to beat goats to death with we can rest assured that chris would never devote that much time to... reading.

 

[Kunta Kinte]

Dude, there is a market for fucking everything.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

View attachment 659798 Dude, there is a market for fucking everything.

I legit thought those were a joke at first.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

View attachment 659798 Dude, there is a market for fucking everything.

You got a point, chris does love Funko pops (why anyone does, I'll never understand. They're the new beanie babies.) if he gets a 40k funko he won't go any deeper into the lore than IDing the figure.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Bulking Bad

What if Chris was a Justice of the SCOTUS?

Chris would vote with anyone who he identifies with.

But who the fuck would even appoint Chris to the SCOTUS?!

 

[Kunta Kinte]

if he gets a 40k funko he won't go any deeper into the lore than IDing the figure.

Nah, he probably won't stop there. First of all he will Mary-Sue one, with heterochromia pupils, blue/yellow Adidas shoes and everything.
Basics.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Nah, he probably won't stop there. First of all he will Mary-Sue one, with heterochromia pupils, blue/yellow Adidas shoes and everything.
Basics.

While possible, any Funko he gets is more likely to rot in the horde or get cut up for the next christine sonichu figure. Now if they make a god-emperor Funko I could see him OCing the hell out of that.

 

[Kunta Kinte]

...get cut up for the next christine sonichu figure...

I was implying exactly that. Some ill-fitting titties made from Crayola Model Magic, a princess diadem, the Sonichu medal, the whole smash like we all would expect.

 

[Chester Rigby]

Chris would vote with anyone who he identifies with.

But who the fuck would even appoint Chris to the SCOTUS?!

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
You know, for woke points.

Also, Christian would be the first Justice to wear a pink robe.

 

[Jeb-sama]

What if he became a cam girl

 

[Doctor of Autism]

What if he became a cam girl

Isn't he already that?

 

[Terrorist]

What if he dropped acid?

 

[.Magichan]

Isn't he already that?

He's not making stupid amounts of money for licking a PS4 controller so no. I would pay to watch him in a real life fight though. Like no joke, i'd pay like 500 to watch him fist fight some homeless guy.

 

[Tikbalang]

What if he dropped acid?

There will be a hole on the floor, maybe a new urinal

 

[Munchma Quchi]

What if Chris met an autistic incontinent transman who loves MLP and drawing their own comics?

Would they fall in love?

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris met an autistic incontinent transman who loves MLP and drawing their own comics?

Would they fall in love?

No because he doesn't like retards like himself.

 

[Mr. 0]

No because he doesn't like exceptional individuals like himself.

Otherwise he wouldn't have made that facebook post that one time where he admitted to being creeped out by the autism stare

 

[ZapThePickle]

What is this whole dimensional merge thing is just his suicide plan?

Like this is some heaven's gate shit.

 

[Tikbalang]

What if Chris know that he's a sitcom star and he hears sitcom sfx (applause, laugh, aww etc.)

What is this whole dimensional merge thing is just his suicide plan?

Like this is some heaven's gate shit.

Most likely his methods would be similar to Randy Stair and Eliot Rodger

 

[Chester Rigby]

What if Christian was an FBI agent?