Containment What If?

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Coldgrip said:
Prostitution.
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It's only prostitution if someone actually has sex with him then pays him.

The term you're looking for is 'Solicitation'
 
What if Chris was a carefree chap, who had the whole world in his lap
And smoked and joked and laughed away, and brightened everybody's day?
Master of wit, beacon of knowledge, got his degree from Harvard College
Always picking up new skills, going to work to pay the bills

A dapper fellow through and through, good at everything he'd do
A shining example of a man; what if this was our Chris-chan?
 
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Honeyrabbit said:
What if Chris was a carefree chap, who had the whole world in his lap
And smoked and joked and laughed away, and brightened everybody's day?
Master of wit, beacon of knowledge, got his degree from Harvard College
Always picking up new skills, going to work to pay the bills

A dapper fellow through and through, good at everything he'd do
A shining example of a man; what if this was our Chris-chan?
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That was.....beautiful...... *wipes tears away*
 
normankrasner said:
what if they had a Sonichu balloon at the Macy's Thanksgiving parade?
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Then you would know that standards would have dropped considerably.

Also, Chris would blame DA TWOLLS when New Yorkers in pickle suits and half of New Jersey start taking pot shots at it
 
What if Chris performed the sentadao?


For some reason, I could see Chris taking a slight interest in As Tequileiras do Funk but that taint piercing would make it difficult for him to copy their "dance" moves.
 
Haesindang Park said:
What if Chris performed the sentadao?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LHQkMHscPJ4
For some reason, I could see Chris taking a slight interest in As Tequileiras do Funk but that taint piercing would make it difficult for him to copy their "dance" moves.
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I don't think it's Chris's piercing that would cause difficulty in emulating that, it's the fact that his legs can barely hold his torso up.
 
What if Chris had tried to attend his High school reunion? Would he have gotten turned down at the door?
 
Konstantinos said:
What if Chris had tried to attend his High school reunion? Would he have gotten turned down at the door?
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Yes, and in responce he would have unleashed his autistic rage in the school mascot uniform like that chick from his Carrie rip-off.
 
Stud2Stud said:
As of now, he does believe in Crystal and the magical effect of attraction locations.
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I'm pretty sure everything Chris does is New-Age-y.
  1. Has numerous headmates.
  2. Transsexual identifying as female-in-male body.
  3. Hexes people.
  4. Has numerous trinkets that bestow upon him power. (ring, medallion)
Shit, I think Chris is a witch doctor.
 
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