Containment What If?

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris had five heads, each with their own distinct personality?

 

[BT 075]

What if Chris had five heads, each with their own distinct personality?

His current single head doesn't even have his own distinct personality.

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris had five heads, each with their own distinct personality?

The noise of them all arguing would be unbearable

 

[Roger Rabbit]

What if Chris smoked crack?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris appeared on the Benny Hill Show?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris appeared on the Benny Hill Show?

You mean he didn't?

 

[Marvin]

I can't tell which one's Chris and which one's Barb.

Chris and Barb, then 22 years later, some kid at target trying to buy Sonic Boom and Chris.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was the one who invented the Numa Numa dance?

 

[Frank Rizzo]

What if Chris was the one who invented the Numa Numa dance?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=60og9gwKh1o

Well, the difference between Chris and Numa Numa guy is that, IIRC, Numa Numa guy didn't get angry at weens/trolls poking fun at him, he actually embraced it and made a sequel to the video some time later. Chris would probably rage at the "DANG DIRTY TROLLS" poking fun at him.

 

[Sanic]

What if a lot of the people on this forum were making fun of Chris to feel better about their own faults?

Oh wait...

 

[Frank Rizzo]

What if a lot of the people on this forum were making fun of Chris to feel better about their own faults?

Oh wait...

Pay no attention to the Sanic behind the curtain....

 

[Apocalypso]

What if a lot of the people on this forum were making fun of Chris to feel better about their own faults?

Oh wait...

 

[Ian Brandon Something]

What if a lot of the people on this forum were making fun of Chris to feel better about their own faults?

Oh wait...

Let's all just forget this post ever happened

 

[Haesindang Park]

What if some ween used this to troll Chris?

http://www.shitsenders.com/

 

[Null]

What if some ween used this to troll Chris?

http://www.shitsenders.com/

I would not be surprised if someone already had. It costs money and Chris is unlikely to respond, so it'd just be a pointless waste.

 

[Haesindang Park]

so it'd just be a pointless waste

No pun intended here I assume.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

I kinda feel like, with how paranoid Chris is about trolls, he wouldn't bother opening up the package with said dookie inside of it.

 

[hurpdurpmanguy]

What if Chris attempted to out-ween the weens?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris attempted to out-ween the weens?

He'd fail.

 

[EI 873]

What if Chris attempted to out-ween the weens?

What do you mean, "what if"? Chris was the original