Containment What If?

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was the Cowardly Lion in the Wizard of Oz?

 

[CathysHole]

What if Chris was the Cowardly Lion in the Wizard of Oz?

The runtime would be 72 hours long

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

What if Chris was the Cowardly Lion in the Wizard of Oz?

We've all seen the effort he puts into his cosplay, he would probably just put a mop on his head for a mane and call it one.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

What if Chris never won that Sanic sweepstakes in the 90s?

 

[AnotherForumUser]

What if Chris hadn't degenerated into what he is now but rather became a cool guy who lived his life to the fullest?

 

[Cedric_Eff]

What if Wild Sonichu was the protagonist?

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

What if somebody made a Pink Floyd "The Wall"-esque movie about Chris's life, with soundtrack by the Hedgehog Boys?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

What if Chris never won that Sanic sweepstakes in the 90s?

He's have had fewer video games.

 

[ForgedBlades]

What if Chris got sucked into Scientology?

 

[No_one]

What if somebody made a Pink Floyd "The Wall"-esque movie about Chris's life, with soundtrack by the Hedgehog Boys?

It would be more entertaining than "The Wall" movie. Plus it could have animated segments about Sonichu making one of Chris' dreams come true. It wouldn't get an Academy Award, but would have a cult following with late-night screenings and audience members screaming , drinking Fanta and eating pickles.

 

[yeahweknow]

What if Chris was the rightful king of a European country?

stabbed to death by conspirators after sending the country into ruin for centuries to come

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

What if Chris never won that Sanic sweepstakes in the 90s?

He would have some other Special Interest. But what?

 

[Tikbalang]

What if Chris' name legally change in seconds when the troll gave him a different name (e.g. Ian Brandon Anderson)

 

[A fucking idiot]

What if the dimensional merge actually happens and it turns out Chris actually was the true next Messiah and nobody understodd him because of his obvious superior intellect?

 

[Vicarious Peer]

What if Chris is a crazed Ai that lured its victims to computer monitors?

 

[AsianChris]

What if Chris got sucked into Scientology?

He would beg for more money as his hierarchy got higher, all dimensional-merge bullshit would be replaced for something related to space(?), I guess. Anyway, even Scientologists would kick him from the cult at same point.

 

[Tikbalang]

What if Chris was the rightful king of a European country?

French Revolution 2.0

 

[No_one]

Since the US was having elections in which Chris voted, what if Chris were elected to Congress/Senate as a write-in candidate?

 

[drtoboggan]

Since the US was having elections in which Chris voted, what if Chris were elected to Congress/Senate as a write-in candidate?

He'd shit his pants and do nothing.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

He'd shit his pants and do nothing.

He'd fit right in then.