Containment What If?

[BT 075]

What if Chris's taint piercing inspires him to open his own tattoo and piercing joint?

He'll fuck up and pierce someone's brain. Giving Chris a piercing gun, or any gun of any kind, seems like something to be avoided at all costs.

 

[Ian Brandon Something]

I can see that. It would be like Marvin in Pulp Fiction. Chris would be making idle conversation while holding the gun up to the customer's head then BANG, blood everywhere.

"Hm. N-no refunds."

 

[DespicableFool]

What if Chris's taint piercing inspires him to open his own tattoo and piercing joint?

If he had any skill with it, though, then he would finally have a reason to claim he benefits society. Yeah, I am a dreamer.

 

[hurpdurpmanguy]

What if Bob and Barb in 1981 went to a fortune teller, and she detailed everything what was going to happen in the next 33 years?

 

[DespicableFool]

What if Bob and Barb in 1981 went to a fortune teller, and she detailed everything what was going to happen in the next 33 years?

They strike me as the types that would probably call her a hack when she says that something they don't like is going to happen. My inexpert opinion.

 

[CatParty]

What if Bob and Barb in 1981 went to a fortune teller, and she detailed everything what was going to happen in the next 33 years?

No one would ever believe that

 

[Holdek]

No one would ever believe that

This would be the problem in making a narrative drama film or book about OPL. The contents would be dismissed as unrealistic (and gay).

 

[Hyperion]

Hey guys what if Chris actually wanted a reasonable price for one of his cars and sold one? Wouldn't that be weird?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Hey guys what if Chris actually wanted a reasonable price for one of his cars and sold one? Wouldn't that be weird?

Brother, let's not get crazy here

 

[Joan Nyan]

What if Bob and Barb in 1981 went to a fortune teller, and she detailed everything what was going to happen in the next 33 years?

You ever hear of Oedipus Rex?

 

[Kosher Dill]

You ever hear of Oedipus Rex?

Hey, the part about him marrying his mother still might not come true.

 

[Carlos Thin]

Hey, the part about him marrying his mother still might not come true.

Because of those pesky laws

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris joined the search for Hannah Graham?
http://www.kmbc.com/national/police...er&utm_source=trueAnthem:+New+Content#!bZZFJE

 

[BT 075]

What if Chris joined the search for Hannah Graham?
http://www.kmbc.com/national/police-plead-for-help-to-find-missing-student/28178986?utm_campaign=KMBC&utm_content=bZZFJE&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=trueAnthem: New Content#!bZZFJE

He wouldn't give a fuck because he already has a sweetheart.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

This would be the problem in making a narrative drama film or book about OPL. The contents would be dismissed as unrealistic (and gay).

Exactly. I tried writing a play based on Chris, but it just didn't make narrative sense. "So this is, what, the sixth non-existent girlfriend? Wouldn't he have learned by now?" "So hold on, he's a massive homophobe, and suddenly he's claiming to be a... lesbian?"

 

[DykesDykesChina]

what if chris latched onto masculinity instead of his current transgender pierced taint tomgirl fuckdumbery?

http://cwckiforums.com/threads/return-of-kings-and-roosh-v-2-return-of-douches.4905/

 

[MasterMan]

What if Chris and Barb went to dinner at a fancy restaurant? No I don't mean a Perkins or a Target restaurant. I mean like something elegant. What craziness would ensue?

 

[CatParty]

What if Chris and Barb went to dinner at a fancy restaurant? No I don't mean a Perkins or a Target restaurant. I mean like something elegant. What craziness would ensue?

Wouldn't be smart enough to make reservation. Would end up at McDonald's like they always do

 

[Muncie Anderson]

What if Chris and Barb went to dinner at a fancy restaurant? No I don't mean a Perkins or a Target restaurant. I mean like something elegant. What craziness would ensue?

I'm pretty certain if this happened, there would be a 25 cent tip left on an expensive bill.

Chris would probably spend most of the meal too engrossed in his vidya, and Barb would probably push her plate away to start biting on another q-sand she had stashed in her purse.

 

[Meeko]

What if Tomgirl Chris discovered the magical world of Tumblr?
Would he open a profile to bitch about his multiple exiles from stores or back off because of glitter'd pickles everywhere?

He'd probably have gone to DashCon, where he'd then proceed to hit on all of the underage girls. Oh, and mess himself in the ball pit.