Containment What If?

[Plasmid Salamander]

What if Chris lived with Scrooge McDuck?

Then Chris wouldn't be screwed for life. Barb borrowed against his life insurance and used his credit cards to pay off her's. 10/10 mom of the year.

 

[Broseph]

What if Barb outlives Chris?

 

[Draza]

What if Chris has superpowers?

 

[Plasmid Salamander]

What if Chris has superpowers?

Then Curse-ye-ha-me-ha would actually work.

 

[AnOminous]

What If Chris Became a Hit Man?

 

[Plasmid Salamander]

What if Chris' Curse-ye-ha-me-ha actually worked?

 

[Yop Yop]

What if Chris took out a giant life insurance policy on barb so that when she croaks he'll get loaded?

 

[Plasmid Salamander]

What if Chris took out a giant life insurance policy on barb so that when she croaks he'll get loaded?

That would cover his ass but Barb would find some way to screw him over still.

 

[Wraith]

What if Idea Fag screwed up so much that Chris has become self aware enough never to be genuinely funny or interesting ever again? There will always be doubts...

 

[Yop Yop]

What if Idea Fag screwed up so much that Chris has become self aware enough never to be genuinely funny or interesting ever again? There will always be doubts...

I think you're giving Chris too much credit.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris saved the world from a falling meteorite?

 

[Plasmid Salamander]

What if Chris saved the world from a falling meteorite?

The cosmic radiation would cause him to mutate into Sonichu and he'd zap the dang dirty trolls to the extreme.

 

[Ilovecum]

What if Chris never became a tomgirl and stayed classic?

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris(tine) went back to school to repeat every grade?

 

[Broseph]

What if Chris(tine) went back to school to repeat every grade?

It would be the autistic version of Billy Madison, except Chris wouldn't get laid by the hot teacher.

 

[Wraith]

What if... that green hair dye started leaking?

 

[Xanax]

What if Barb died?

 

[trueandhonestfan]

What if Chris took out a giant life insurance policy on barb so that when she croaks he'll get loaded?

Barb would find a way to borrow against it.

What if Barb died?

Chris would put her clothes and a wig on a mannequin and convince himself that it's Barb and talk to it.

What If Chris Became a Hit Man?

He'd hit himself and do nothing.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris guest starred in Friends?

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

What if Chris guest starred in Friends?

"The One with Sonichu"