“What's reality? I don't know. When my bird was looking at my computer monitor I thought, "That bird has no idea what he's looking at." And yet what does the bird do? Does he panic? No, he can't really panic, he just does the best he can. Is he able to live in a world where he's so ignorant? Well, he doesn't really have a choice. The bird is okay even though he doesn't understand the world. You're that bird looking at the monitor, and you're thinking to yourself, I can figure this out. Maybe you have some bird ideas. Maybe that's the best you can do.”
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser .
Want to keep track of this thread?
Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
Create account
Forum guidelines
Be civil. Don't get angry over Chris. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.
Limit discussion of body parts and functions. Chris is gross. Discussing his incontinence in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.
Don't roleplay in your posts. Don't write pretend dialog between people, such as Chris and his mother. Avoid writing monologues, they're also dumb.
Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, personal details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.
No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. If you embarrass yourself or the forum trying to troll, we will ridicule you.
Write descriptive topic titles. "[14-Sep-2015] Facebook post about Sonichu" is better than "new update".
Chris doesn't read your posts. Stop trying to directly, or indirectly, chastise Chris through your posts. He does not care about what you have to say, and these rants are boring.
Don't post random articles. Unless the subject matter is directly related to Chris and his history, please do not post articles with a loose affiliation.
Talk to Staff
Is it Wednesday yet?
kiwifarms.net
What if Chris isn't being paid by Idea Guy to do stupid shit?
what if Chris(tine) tried to sue GE over royalties for Bob's patents?
KO 864
Guest
kiwifarms.net
What if Chris isn't being paid by Idea Guy to do stupid shit?
In that case Chris has either truly snapped as it'd mean that he's hearing voices (Count Graduon?) or that Bob is haunting his family and getting some sweet revenge.
What if Chris was a massive Microsoft shill?
Is it Wednesday yet?
kiwifarms.net
In that case Chris has either truly snapped as it'd mean that he's hearing voices (Count Graduon?) or that Bob is haunting his family and getting some sweet revenge.
What if Chris was a massive Microsoft shill?
If Chris was a massive Microsoft shill he'd keep screaming about the exclusives on the Xbone which is really just the Rare Replay Collection...
What if Chris wasn't a total asshat?
KO 864
Guest
kiwifarms.net
If Chris was a massive Microsoft shill he'd keep screaming about the exclusives on the Xbone which is really just the Rare Replay Collection...
What if Chris wasn't a total asshat?
He's have a slight chance at a ground up sweetheart.
What if Chris was president?
Glory to Arstotzka
kiwifarms.net
He's have a slight chance at a ground up sweetheart.
What if Chris was president?
I mean, Donald Trump made office. I think anything is depressingly possibly at this point...
He's have a slight chance at a ground up sweetheart.
What if Chris was president?
On January 20 2021 thousands of weens will descend onto Washington DC and repeatedly shout JULAY and Ian Brandon Anderson whilst Chris is sworn in as the 46th president.
Venom Touhou
kiwifarms.net
What if Chris played Doki Doki?
Nothing changes on New Year's Day
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
What if there is no "idea guy" and it's Chris trolling us all along?
What if there is no "idea guy" and it's Chris trolling us all along?
Like Chris is that smart...
Nothing changes on New Year's Day
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Like Chris is that smart...
What if he was?
Then we’d be tracking some other loser since with those smarts Chris would have had his shit together from the very start.
Nothing changes on New Year's Day
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Then we’d be tracking some other loser since with those smarts Chris would have had his shit together from the very start.
You underestimate the power of :autism: sometimes they can be hyper competent at the most random thing, and otherwise completely non-functional.
You underestimate the power of :autism: sometimes they can be hyper competent at the most random thing, and otherwise completely non-functional.
To be honest theres a lot more wrong with chris than just :autism:
Glory to Arstotzka
kiwifarms.net
What if idea guy is only using the Nazis as an enemy for Chris so he can gain control over him easier?
Nothing changes on New Year's Day
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
To be honest theres a lot more wrong with chris than just :autism:
I see your point, but don't act like Chris hasn't randomly managed to surprise everyone before.
I want blood!
kiwifarms.net
What if Chris got sucked into the Black Hole?
I have amazing taste
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
What if Chris got sucked into the Black Hole?
The black hole wouldn't be big enough to fit him.
He's have a slight chance at a ground up sweetheart.
What if Chris was president?
Just picture it.
"My fellow Americans I did not have sex with that woman. I want everything about my sexual relationships
OFF. THE. INTERNET. NOW. NOW. NOW! I'LL SEND IN EVERYONE IN MY POWER, I'LL SEND IN THE SECRET SERVICE!" he screams and shrieks, stomping on the podium whilst the secret service desperately tries to prevent the press from taking pictures
I want blood!
kiwifarms.net
What if Chris lived with Scrooge McDuck?