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What if Chris found out one day that he was part of the Trump family tree?
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He would beg the president to give him money because he's family.
What if Chris became a magical girl?
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HELLO DONALD! I AM YOUR LONG LOST NIECE. COME OVER AND SEE ME AND MY MOTHER. WE NEED BANANA MONEY.
Ghost_Lord
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What is Chris got into fitness and entered a bodybuilding contest?
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Oh the endless possibilities:
Sailor Troon
Tard Captor Sakura
Princess
Spergia The Magic fairy
to name a few.......
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He'd get strong enough to carry TWO cases of coca cola home.
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Some ween would lure him into listening to their version of binaural beats where if you listen to them, your muscles grow. Chris, being Chris, would believe it.
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He'd shit himself when trying to lift some weights
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What if Chris decided to do gross(even by his standards) fetish porn for money out of desperation?
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What if Chris opened a gay club?
The BirdTurdcage
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C-H-U
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It’d be the only successful thing he’s done in his life. The trolls would watch it, we would watch it, and Chris would get our shekles. Then he’d shit himself and do nothing again.
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What if Chris bumped his head and got amnesia?
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Much of Kiwi Farms would develop carpal tunnel syndrome from jacking off to it.
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what if Chris was on Judge Judy
Chrisology1337
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She’d roast him something fierce and his inevitable outburst during taping would cause the episode to never air.
nad7155
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He already did with the "50 pounds a piece" 12 packs.
Look at his facial expression at the 15 "rep".
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I was thinking more along the lines of
CWC: "See, I- I'm the original- the original creator of Sonichu and- and Rosechu"
JJ: "I don't care."
Chris:
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What would happen if Chris got better? Going beyond the meme, what could actually realistically happen if he improved? 