Containment What If?

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Garfieldchu said:
What if there were a wrestling heel inspired by the likes of Chris? What about a we.en? And they were rivals?
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The Chris heel would be billed at weighing 1 metric fuckton, demand money for merch that'll never be made, and cut autistic mumbling promos about the trolls.

The wee.n would be James Ellsworth yelling JULAY.

Whoever wins, the audience loses.
 
What if Chris joined the alt-right? He'd probably put on thigh-highs and become a based trap. Grindr Greg's newest boy-toy?
 
What if Chris and Barb become the modern day Guin family and live out a 14 Branchland Ct Massacre, with Chris being Crayola Face, and Barb's corpse speaking to him in the living room, caked in crayola magic model clay?

"Get them Chris, do it for Mommy."
 
Philosophy Phil said:
What if Chris and Barb become the modern day Guin family and live out a 14 Branchland Ct Massacre, with Chris being Crayola Face, and Barb's corpse speaking to him in the living room, caked in crayola magic model clay?

"Get them Chris, do it for Mommy."
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Chris would never be able to lure anyone inside their house except for we.ens and even then he would be way too out of shape to chase after them with a cutco knife.
 
What if they issued a special Transformers figure that had Chris's voice coming out of it?
 
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