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Dude, my roommate has a weird boner for milk. Like, he buys tons of organic milk and drinks them. One time he checked the fridge to make sure he had enough milk to last him the weekend, because he can't run out of his milk. He's like an addict.
Is he also a professional hit man?

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Anyway: what if Chris Chrissed the Chris Chris? Discuss.
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What if Chris was JAYSUS? Discuss.
I think Chris would be like the inbred descendent of Jesus in "Preacher".
Actually, Chris would make a better demon. Not Satan, that gives him way to much credit. Chris would be some minor demon, Chris-Chanacus The Crapper Of Briefs. And knowing Chris he'd be satan's constantly screwing up minion.

What if Chris was JAYSUS? Discuss.
What if Chris went to hell? And had to suffer through "Dante's Imferno" style punishment? And was roommates with Caligula and Elagabalus. (Note, that sounds like the premise of a sit-com).
Or maybe it would be a "Jack O' Lantern" type situation where Chris isn't too bad for hell but too annoying and gets kicked out?
 
I got one. Apologies if it's already been discussed. What if Chris was actually allowed to use Sonic and Pikachu for the CD cover?
 
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