Containment What If?

[8waifoofever8]

What if Chris and Kingdomheartsforme met?

 

[trueandhonestfan]

What if Chris joined a travelling circus?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris joined a travelling circus?

That circus would be fleeing.

What if Chris had his own circle of man-child friends and someone wrote a book series about them?

Spoiler

The Baby-Shitters Club

 

[Hyperion]

What if Chris trained under an ancient meme master to learn the art of shit posting?

 

[Wraith]

He'd ask for enough money so he could retire.

But the North Korean restaurant only offers 23 cents a pound for discarded old fatty meat with tremendous gristle.

 

[normankrasner]

what if Mary Lee Walsh is nominated by the democrats to run in 2020 against trump?

 

[Timic83]

What if Chris tried to sell Sonichu romhack reproduction cartridges as his own property

 

[trueandhonestfan]

What if Chris tried to sell Sonichu romhack reproduction cartridges as his own property

We'd see the most work Chris put into anything.

What if Chris tried to adopt a baby as a ploy to attract women?

 

[Pointless Pedant]

What if Chris became a baby fur? He already has the .

 

[Apocalypso]

We'd see the most work Chris put into anything.

What if Chris tried to adopt a baby as a ploy to attract women?

The baby would shit himself and Chris will do nothing.

What if Chris was a baseball player?

Spoiler: Some names

Derek Jitters
Man-Babe Ruth
Silly Mays
Roger Semens
'Chu Gehrig

 

[The Lizard Queen]

What if Chris had been born in Nazi Germany?

 

[8waifoofever8]

What if Chris and Justin Bieber switched lives?

 

[Snoopy]

What if Chris ate his own ?

 

[Morose_Obesity]

What if Chris got his own show on Comedy Central?

 

[Inflatable Julay]

What if Chris was a magical anime girl

 

[TiggerNits]

What if Chris got his own show on Comedy Central?

Trevor Noah wouldn't be the biggest follower on the network

 

[Wraith]

What if Chris got his own show on Comedy Central?

Well we're 50% of the way there. With Amy Schumer talking about stuff coming out of various orifices and coming in various orifices, well, Chris could do stand up about his daily life.
Add to that how racist and sexist Chris is, he could do fifteen minutes about how one race is such, and another sex is such... and by a half an hour in the entire audience is throwing massive pickles onto the stage to get him off.

BTW, my gf and I are watching George Carlin videos right now. Take Carlin's banned words and make it Chris talking about his banned words.

Insert autism ratings here:

 

[8waifoofever8]

What if Chris was a magical anime girl

It would be called Chris Magia and Chris would be a witch... or warlock... or wizard...

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

Chris could do stand up about his daily life.

Too bad his autism would make him do stand up about his hilarious random access humor...

 

[Snoopy]

What if Chris got his own show on Comedy Central?