Containment What If?

[Hyperion]

If you could press a button that would give Chris a painful but harmless electrical shock at any time would you? What would you do with this power?

I absolutely would and I would use the shocks to train Chris to salivate whenever he sees penis LOL TOO LATE

 

[AnOminous]

If you could press a button that would give Chris a painful but harmless electrical shock at any time would you? What would you do with this power?

Give it to a profoundly autistic guy whose sole thing was pushing buttons all day long.

 

[ON 190]

If you could press a button that would give Chris a painful but harmless electrical shock at any time would you? What would you do with this power?

Set a paperweight on the button and walk away to do other shit.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris used more than 10% of his brain than the regular human?

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

What if Chris' boycott actually worked??

http://www.syracuse.com/business-news/index.ssf/2017/03/gamestop_stores_closing_list.html

GameStop announced late last week it would close more than 150 stores worldwide after poor holiday sales. A list of closings and locations has not been announced, but roughly 2 to 3 percent of its business will be affected; GameStop has 7,500 shops globally.

 

[Addicted2Memes]

If you could press a button that would give Chris a painful but harmless electrical shock at any time would you? What would you do with this power?

Id turn him into my little personal court jester.

 

[Curt Sibling]

What if Chris was sexy character in Overwatch?

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

What if Chris became a tattoo artist?

 

[Somar]

What if the internet was as advanced as it is today back in the 90s, and Chris was discovered during his Highschool days?

 

[Antipathy]

What if Chris became a tattoo artist?

Sonichu would be an inexplicable tattoo across Virginia.

What if the internet was as advanced as it is today back in the 90s, and Chris was discovered during his Highschool days?

He'd be even more broken and mentally unsound than he is now.

If Chris from 2008 got into a fight with Chris from 2016, who would win?

 

[CWCissey]

If Chris from 2008 got into a fight with Chris from 2016, who would win?

Us.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a carpenter?

Spoiler

He'd try to hit on Karen!

budmtssssss

 

[fridgesrants]

Sonichu would be an inexplicable tattoo across Virginia.


He'd be even more broken and mentally unsound than he is now.

If Chris from 2008 got into a fight with Chris from 2016, who would win?

That would be hilarious. 08 Chris would call 2016 Chris an imposter and a queer and 2016 Chris would call 08 Chris a homophobic sexist. There fighting though would probably end in less then 30 seconds once they both get tired out.

 

[Randy Lahey]

What if chris had the Midas touch, but instead of gold, everything he touched turned into ham?

 

[Antipathy]

What if chris had the Midas touch, but instead of gold, everything he touched turned into ham?

He'd be even fatter.

What if the ghost of Bob managed to join Kiwi Farms? What would he do?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

What if the ghost of Bob managed to join Kiwi Farms? What would he do?

Use the site as therapy to unload about Chris until his true identity was discovered.

What if chris had the Midas touch, but instead of gold, everything he touched turned into ham?

He'd make a meat suit just like Lady Gaga to advertise "Pristine Christine's Ham Emporium" inspired by Mia Ham located at 14 BC in Bob's garden.

 

[sbm1990]

He'd be even fatter.

What if the ghost of Bob managed to join Kiwi Farms? What would he do?

He would eventually powerlevel himself by bitching about his stamps being sold, and would become a certified Christorian.

 

[Somar]

What if Cole hired a hitman to kill Chris and Barb?

 

[Telefunken]

What if Cole hired a hitman to kill Chris and Barb?

Chris would shit his pants, and A-logs everywhere would rejoice.

What if Chris did LSD?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Cole hired a hitman to kill Chris and Barb?

No Country For Sperg Men

What if Chris met the Blair Witch?