Containment What If?

[ForgedBlades]

What if Chris Chan became a shopping mall santa?

Role reversal. Santa begging the kids on his lap for toys, instead of the other way around.

 

[Permab&]

What if Chris was born with the inability to lie?

He doesn't do it all that frequently now though. You don't have to lie when you're born with the ability of severe self-delusion.

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

What if Chris had a sister?

 

[Mozzarella Dicks]

What if Chris had a sister?

He would try to hanky panky, just like how he and everyone else fawned over Crystal (Sister) in-comic.

 

[Broseph]

What if Chris sperged so hard that he transformed into the legendary super autist?



Clyde Cash would still beat the shit out of him.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris transformed into Clyde Cash?

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if Christian and the hedgehog boys competed in a battle of the bands against Clyde Cash and his band "The Rockin Trolls"?

He'd curse-ye-ha-me-ha a heckler for yelling "FRAAAAAAYYYYYBIRD!"

What if Chris was a Russian plant to distract trolls and autists?

 

[Permab&]

If everyone is out to get Chris-Chan, what if God got Trump elected merely to spite him? Would Chris still worship him if he found out?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris Chan became a shopping mall santa?

What if Chris read your comics?

 

[FatNero]

Here, just ask your What If questions to the Murphybot.

What if Chris had a sister?

What if Chris was a Russian plant to distract trolls and autists?

What if Chris Chan became a shopping mall santa?

 

[Curt Sibling]

What if Chris read your comics?

I sent him one that featured him as a character. He never responded, unsurprisingly.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris tried to become an astronaut?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was in a room with every single one of his past sweethearts?

 

[Lurkman]

what if Chris got his dick stuck in a rotating door?

His dick wouldn't change in appearance, but there would probs be more tissue damage.

Or maybe if he's "lucky", it'll be ripped off, making him a real woman!!!1

 

[IV 445]

What if Chris was an admin on Kiwifarms?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris started hitting on your girlfriend?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris started hitting on your girlfriend?

Our Girlfriends would probably
a) Tell Chris they already have boyfriends
b) Run far away from Chris
c) Punch Chris in the face
or d) all of the above.
What if Chris and Clyde's mothers both shared the same name?

 

[Apocalypso]

Что делать, если Крис вырос в Советской России?

 

[Elaine Benes]

Что делать, если Крис вырос в Советской России?

В Советской России, сперме напитки вы!

 

[Zarkov]

Что делать, если Крис вырос в Советской России?

#PizzaGate