Containment What If?

[Marvin]

What if Chris got his hands on those new Lego Sonic minifigures and started to turn them into Sonichu minifigs and sold them

Dipshits would troll Chris so epiccally by buying them and smashing them. #trolld

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if Chris got his hands on those new Lego Sonic minifigures and started to turn them into Sonichu minifigs and sold them

They'd be sticky with that stench and layer of filth that always glazes over Chris.

What if Chris was a flat earther?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a crab?

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if Chris was a crab?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris was the High King of Skyrim?

 

[Damndirtytroll]

What if Chris was the High King of Skyrim?

I'd support the Empire.

 

[Zarkov]

What if Chris was ass-fucked live by DSP ?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris and Barb formed a Wrestling Tag Team together?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

What if Chris and Barb formed a Wrestling Tag Team together?

This week on Hillbilly Backwoods Wrestling (HBW):
"Pristine Christine" and "Barbage" take on "Tanya Tiny Tits" and her transgender granddaughter "Toothless Josephine" for the title of Mountain Momma (with or without a penis).
Naturally, Chris would trip on something due to stress after having his skullet easily pulled right out of his scalp.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris got trapped in a washing machine?

 

[The Man With No Name]

What if Chris got trapped in a washing machine?

He'd still come out filthy.

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if Clyde Cash returned and took credit for the subliminal YouTube videos?

 

[LAM]

What if Clyde Cash returned and took credit for the subliminal YouTube videos?

Chris would pretend he knew all along and was "trolling" us by pretending to fall for it. Then, a few days later he'll go back to listening to those videos.

What if Chris rode a Vespa scooter?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris faked his death just to see how people would react to him dying?

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris faked his death just to see how people would react to him dying?

He'd fuck up and actually kill himself.

 

[normankrasner]

what if Chris(tine) went on a disruptive anti-Trump or anti-blarm rant on a plane?

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...l&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer

 

[AnOminous]

what if Chris(tine) went on a disruptive anti-Trump or anti-blarm rant on a plane?

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...l&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer

If he maced someone after yelling "Don't call anyone!" he'd be hauled off to federal prison, not to a few months of continuances.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

What if Chris was a crab?

What if Chris had crabs?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris had crabs?

He'd eat them.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What if Chris got trapped in a washing machine?

Then it would be CWC who would "spin on the color wheel, and get dizzy in the spiraling rainbow" -- of tacky and loud clothes.