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What if Chris threw a surprise birthday party for Cole?
 
normankrasner said:
What if Pokemon Go was released when Chris was slightly more active and less lazy?
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$5,000 deeper in unnecessary debt. Games like Pokemon Go are basically designed for the sole purpose of tricking children into emptying out their parent's bank accounts on microtransactions. The same applies here, since the government is, for all intents and purposes, Chris's daddy, and you just know he'd blow his entire monthly tugboat & credit card balance on the shit.
 
July_4_1997 said:
$5,000 deeper in unnecessary debt. Games like Pokemon Go are basically designed for the sole purpose of tricking children into emptying out their parent's bank accounts on microtransactions. The same applies here, since the government is, for all intents and purposes, Chris's daddy, and you just know he'd blow his entire monthly tugboat & credit card balance on the shit.
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There's a chance Chris might have been doing it. There was a begging video of him asking for 2 specific dollar values (like $20 or $50) which line up with amounts you can spend in game.
 
What if Chris took his monthly tugboat to a black market plastic surgeon, and got all the fat sucked out of his neck and implanted into his breasts?
 
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