Containment What If?

[Garfieldchu]

What if Chris directed a movie?

He'd draw the storyboards with Crayola fucking magic markers and cast himself as the lead.

Which celebrity would he want to cast as his love interest?

 

[CWCissey]

He'd draw the storyboards with Crayola fucking magic markers and cast himself as the lead.

Which celebrity would he want to cast as his love interest?

Katy Perry.

 

[Somar]

Which celebrity would he want to cast as his love interest?

Sarah Jessica Parker
What if Chris found a spaceship that contained a baby in the middle of a desert?

 

[Pocoyo]

Sarah Jessica Parker
What if Chris found a spaceship that contained a baby in the middle of a desert?

If it was a girl then he'd name her Crystal and take her in as his own. And if it was a boy, then he'd just leave him for dead.

 

[Broseph]

What if the Undertaker threw Chris off the top of the cage at Hell in a Cell?

JR: "Buh gawd King! Ms. Chandler's baby boy has just been broken in half!"

 

[Somar]

What if Chris got his job at Wendys back?

 

[Pocoyo]

What if Chris got his job at Wendys back?

He'd scare a lot more children.

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris(tine) was a fan of UVA basketball?

 

[Picklechu]

What if Chris(tine) was a fan of UVA basketball?

He would probably occasionally attend some home games by himself.

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if Chris met Pamperchu?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris tried to create a real life version of Sonichu?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris tried to create a real life version of Sonichu?

He'd just put an Amiibo in water thinking they work just like sea monkeys.

 

[Picklechu]

What if Chris met Pamperchu?

He would avoid speaking to him, stress sigh, and go back to playing a handheld game.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris was the Supreme Leader of The First Order from Star Wars?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris was the Supreme Leader of The First Order from Star Wars?

The starkiller will melt as it is completely constructed by legos.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was Kris Kinski?

Spoiler

 

[DykesDykesChina]

What if Chris jumped on the Bitcoin bandwagon?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was dying and decided to live stream his final moments for all of us to see?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Chris jumped on the Bitcoin bandwagon?

He'd lose money -mining the block chain is extremely costly, now.

What if Chris was dying and decided to live stream his final moments for all of us to see?

Honestly, I think that would be awesome. I think way too much about how lolcows have survived so long and am curious to see how they will die. Chris would have my gratitude if he actually did this. It's better than plan B, which is waiting for someone to upload the coroner's report after bribing the coroner and teabagging Chris's corpse.

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if Chris was right, and all the Sonichu characters existed in some toontown reality?