Containment What If?

[Darndirty]

OK I got one... What if after barb kicks it you found out you were Chris long lost cousin and wanted to stay with you

 

[nad7155]

What if Chris was a radio?

He would be a simple crystal type that barely picks up stations.

 

[ZehnBoat]

He would be a simple crystal type that barely picks up stations.

crystal

 

[Agentpeanut]

OK I got one... What if after barb kicks it you found out you were Chris long lost cousin and wanted to stay with you

I'd kill myself.

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if Chris was a radio?

He'd buzz like a fridge because he's like a detuned radio.

 

[Guy Smiley]

OK I got one... What if after barb kicks it you found out you were Chris long lost cousin and wanted to stay with you

I'd rig the whole house with cameras and sell it to TLC as a reality show.

 

[Asandy31]

OK I got one... What if after barb kicks it you found out you were Chris long lost cousin and wanted to stay with you

Yeah, that would not fly, long lost cousin are probably not even related...

What if Chris was a radio?

His knobs would be extremely sensitive, but only to a woman's touch, said radio would be later thrown out after it made inappropriate moaning noises.

 

[Darndirty]

I'd rig the whole house with cameras and sell it to TLC as a reality show.

Didn't think of that TLC would eat that shit up

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris stumbled across a vat full of the Forced Evolutionary Virus?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if someone mailed Chris a sweetheart via human trafficking?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a gargoyle statue on top of a gothic church?

 

[Asandy31]

What if Chris was a gargoyle statue on top of a gothic church?

He's got the face down

What if someone mailed Chris a sweetheart via human trafficking?

He'd use it to say that he's so special that even women held against their own free will worship him.

What if Chris stumbled across a vat full of the Forced Evolutionary Virus?

He'd empty out the virus to have a new jizz container.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris forgot how to shit himself and do nothing?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris forgot how to shit himself and do nothing?

He'd go out and do something productive with his life.
What if Chris became a driving instructor?

 

[Asandy31]

He'd go out and do something productive with his life.
What if Chris became a driving instructor?

It would be like Spongebob teaching Mrs. Puff to drive, only with pepporoni nipples and rundown the mean males and jerkops.

 

[Apocalypso]

He'd go out and do something productive with his life.
What if Chris became a driving instructor?

You'd pass the test if you HIT Mike Snyder.

 

[AW 006]

What if, instead of making money from his shitty amibos, Chris became a camgirl?

 

[Darndirty]

What if, instead of making money from his shitty amibos, Chris became a camgirl?

If you think about it, he kind of is a cam girl and were his viewers

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris married a pillow?

 

[glutenfreebooty]

What if, instead of making money from his shitty amibos, Chris became a camgirl?

He'd become the next Babe The Raizin Show.

What if Chris went on a crash diet?