Containment What If?

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Oh God. My boss is an old, racist Alabama redneck who loudly rants about homosexuals. He once started loudly complaining how it must have been "niggers or spics" who smashed the window of his rental car in Houston and robbed him. While there was a class with at least one member of said races going on in a nearby room. I was part of a $10 bet to Photoshop a picture of him wearing tight pink pants because of a really homophobic comment he made as he walked into a business meeting.

He and Chris would get along quite well.
 
The closest thing I have to compare to "work" right now is my current weekly volunteer gig at my local library (I'm currently job hunting right now and I wanted something to do so I wouldn't feel completely lazy). The library in my town has a healthy selection of video games (PS3, 360, Wii, and even DS games), manga (tame stuff), movies on blu-ray and dvd, and music CDs (not just old classical stuff).

I'm sure even Chris knows more or less how to behave himself in a library and keep quiet. If I ever saw him walk in, I wouldn't be bothered. If Chris were the thieving type, he'd have to go behind the counter to steal the video games which would be completely conspicuous. If Chris ever got up to his antics and started causing trouble, he'd probably get kicked out if he didn't stop, but not by me (as a volunteer, I am told to not involve myself in certain kinds of situations). Then he would add the library to the list of places he's been kicked out of and curse the people working there forever.

Interestingly enough, there is going to be a children's LEGO event at the library this weekend. Probably because of the upcoming LEGO movie. If Chris ever showed up to an event like that, people would most likely mistake him for a pedophile.
 
It's highly doubtful he'd ever make it past the bouncer. If he did somehow manage to get in, he'd be promptly removed after he starts a fight by staring at some chick and her man gets pissy.

Crazy Pacer said:
I hate to break it to you but the Government is lying about 28 Oct 2011.

Chris and Barb were having some personal time in the back seat when Snyder came out to investigate. What he saw made him rub his legs against the car fender until they were raw and bloody with the skin torn.
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I just threw up in my mouth a little.
 
If Chris stumbled into an operating theatre, during an operation, putting his dirty, crapped hands all over everything, we'd probably have to cancel the surgery and postpone it until the theatre had been blast-cleaned.
 
I work at a bakery. So since I'm the one who works with the bread and products without dealing with customers then Chris being there would be a health violation and we'd get shut down.

If he was on the other side of the counter though I would be surprised. Bread and cake are certainly a step away from McDonalds :lol:
 
He'd never make it past the receptionist. Or security.
 
He would probably get hit by a forklift or run into a large testing machine. Except next week I'll be in Null's situation. I just prefer to not think about that.
 
Wonder why he's wading around waist deep in a river
 
I'm planning to work at a summer camp for kids this year... so I'd probably be calling an administrator and/or getting all the kids elsewhere ASAP.
 
AHAHA I laugh because I'm interning as a legal clerk at a welfare firm. Seeing Chris at my workplace means he got into trouble again and is in danger of losing his :tugboat: .
 
Brother, if Chris showed up at the World Wrestling Federation, he would be in for a big surprise when he would be face to face with the Hulkster. The Hulkster would try and show him the power of training, saying your prayers and eating your vitamins.
 
Hollywood Christian Chandler would be something to behold, all right.
 
I have no idea what he'd be trying to do at my current job.


But I used to work at a target. So that could potentially be hilarious.
 
Basically what the topic title says. It can be anything, but it has to be serious enough that ignoring it WILL result in eventual death (usually an agonizing one) It can be diabetes, cancer, a serious heart issue, something that absolutely requires intervention from a doctor/surgeon/et. al. How will Chris react to a diagnosis, will he be scared enough to take steps to remedy his issue (improving his diet/exercise, for example, especially with diabetes) or will he just ignore a doctor when surgery or some other invasive procedure (chemo) is suggested?
 
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