Containment What If?

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what if Chris some how became even dumber then he already is?
 
Doggy said:
Yeah but I seriously doubt much pain could come from that, I mean have you ever gotten hurt and gone "OW MY FUCKING BRIDGE BETWEEN MY ASS AND BALLS IT HURTS"
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To be fair, I didn't even know this was a thing until Chris did it. We as a species do some weird shit to our bodies in the name of vanity. Or arousal, as the case may be.

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What if Chris was one of the many personas of David Bowie?
 
GetShrekt said:
To be fair, I didn't even know this was a thing until Chris did it. We as a species do some weird shit to our bodies in the name of vanity. Or arousal, as the case may be.

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What if Chris was one of the many personas of David Bowie?
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I don't think it's possible for David Bowie to get so fat and/or unsexy.
 
Crustypuff101 said:
I honestly think that probably would hurt worse than a tattoo. It has to be the only brave thing our autistic man child has done.
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I thought that whole Saga was just so fake and pretentious, look at me, I have the soul of the women, so I must pierce my dick where the Clitoris should not be....... Some of these autistic associations are way too much
 
Hortator said:
Have you ever read the story, "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie"?

What if Chris tripped his suspended sentence and went in?
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He'd crash into slumber due to being cut off from his Legos and Vidya for months.

What if Chris was chosen to represent Humanity in a Galactic Senate?
 
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