Containment What If?

[Lando Griffin]

Remember when he was homophobic? Well, it would be the same thing, but with niggos instead of gays.

He'd eventually become the male version of Rachel Dolezal

 

[Shibaru]

What if Chris was a robot?

He would actually be useful, as he can just simply be reprogrammed to be productive for once.

 

[thegooddoctor]

He would actually be useful, as he can just simply be reprogrammed to be productive for once.

I imagine though he’s a really faulty model that’s near impossible to reprogramme. I imagine he’d be an incompetent disobedient robot who’d just Chug oil, watch Tv and chase after Hot robot babes.

 

[AsianChris]

I imagine though he’s a really faulty model that’s near impossible to reprogramme. I imagine he’d be an incompetent disobedient robot who’d just Chug oil, watch Tv and chase after Hot robot babes.

Plus, chiptune version of "So need a cute girlfriend". Which is an improvement.


EDIT: Cannot unhear Chris singing over this:

 

[Nointey]

What if the Trolling began in 2001 rather than 2007 - 2008?

 

[Pickle Inspector]

What if the Trolling began in 2001 rather than 2007 - 2008?

Trolls would be able to witness the miracle of Chris working a job first hand.

 

[thegooddoctor]

What If Chris and Cole were actually the best of friends and shared each others interests?

 

[Ass Johnson]

Trolls would be able to witness the miracle of Chris working a job first hand.

For an entire month and change. tbh I would have loved to see that

 

[Saint Agustin]

What if Chris got addicted to hentai games instead of Sonic?

 

[Nointey]

What if Chris got addicted to hentai games instead of Sonic?

He'd either be a convicted child molester or a mod for /h/

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Can you imagine what an entire species of beings like CWC would be like?

(maybe they'd come from a planet that has thick red and blue stripes with thin white stripes between them)

 

[AsianChris]

Can you imagine what an entire species of beings like CWC would be like?

(maybe they'd come from a planet that has thick red and blue stripes with thin white stripes between them)

I imagine the mating ritual being attraction signs during heat season. There could be countries where the lesser fortunate males claim for a gf from the government, which usually responds something like: "mmm, yeah... I'm working on it". Their TV shows would be signals from old shows from Earth ( assuming they even get to develop technology) or would be like North-Korean TV which has practically one kind of channel fulled with Sonichus. Also, just imagine SETI receiving this:

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I imagine the mating ritual being attraction signs during heat season.

Male frigatebirds and peacocks kind of do that IRL.

 

[AsianChris]

Male frigatebirds and peacocks kind of do that IRL.

In the end, we as species are not too different from the animals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

 

[A-№1]

Can you imagine what an entire species of beings like CWC would be like?

Extinct, obviously.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Extinct, obviously.

Yeah like how would the species even be able to survive and reproduce properly? What would the female species even be like? I'm guessing these Chris Chan species would have to reproduce asexually, like an amoeba.

 

[A-№1]

I'm guessing these Chris Chan species would have to reproduce asexually, like an amoeba.

Given the similarities between most lolcows, I've sometimes wondered if there actually is a Chris Chandler any more or if he's just a host for a mind altering lolcow parasite, Leucochloridium style.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Chris needs to be locked away.

What if Chris were inserted into a CWCville VR - like in The Matrix - where he could live out the pony goddess delusion without being a risk to the safety of anyone IRL?



(sounds like an odd episode of Black Mirror)

 

[A-№1]

What if Chris were inserted into a CWCville VR - like in The Matrix - where he could live out the pony goddess delusion without being a risk to the safety of anyone IRL?

You mean without being a risk to the safety of anyone except for the poor bastard assigned to clean his tank.

 

[Nointey]

What if Chris was discovered in 2017 rather than 2007? Would the same amount of A-logging and weening occur?