Containment What If?

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CWCissey said:
That is true. Although I do feel a non-autistic child would have seen through Barb in the end (and would also have been better socially adjusted) so would at least have made something of themselves with Bob's influence.
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You're probably right. Come to think of it, a non-autistic sibling would probably have had very little change on Chris's development, since he'd probably have spent a lot of time away from home and just moved out promptly when the time came. Probably the only real change would be that Chris would have one more person to pester for presents and help.
 
What if Chris was an Overseer for one of the Vaults in the Fallout series?
 
Vault Boy said:
What if Chris was an Overseer for one of the Vaults in the Fallout series?
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"So, uhhhh... I'm, I'm gonna need all da guys, all the guys an', an' all the non-white an' old girls, to, um, to go out the Vault door, an', um, do da explorin'... an', um, an' all the boyfriend-free girls, dat bein' all 'em now, ta come to da Overseer office. Yeah."

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Somari1996 said:
what if Chris invited all his enemies to dinner to try and make peace with all of them?
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He'd put in a custom Little Big Planet level to entertain everyone, then the music would start...

 
Jigglyjogglers said:
"So, uhhhh... I'm, I'm gonna need all da guys, all the guys an', an' all the non-white an' old girls, to, um, to go out the Vault door, an', um, do da explorin'... an', um, an' all the boyfriend-free girls, dat bein' all 'em now, ta come to da Overseer office. Yeah."
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That would be one of Vault-Tec's most horrific experiments. I'd rather take my chances with the sacrificial, mutant spore, hallucinogenic, or white-noise Vaults instead.
 
Somari1996 said:
what if Chris invited all his enemies to dinner to try and make peace with all of them?
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An autistic version of the South Park episode where Cartman feeds Scott Tenorman's dead parents to him in chili.
 
CheeseBurgerMonster said:
what if someone suggested to chris that wearing butt garments would make them more feminine.
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This is what happens: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.661/page-465#post-968128

(Also, I don't think these pictures are on the cwcki, someone should probably pop them up there sometime...)
 
What if Chris had Harlequin Ichthyosis?

(types on Google images)

I am SO not posting that image here
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GolgoXIII said:
What if Chris and Barb fused together the way Saiyans do?
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CHARB!

Now what if CHARB started a coffee chain?

CHARBucks Coffee!
Try the new limited frappucinos: DIRTY FRAPPED BRIEFS!
 
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What if Kengle murdered Trashraider and stole all of Bob's old clothes back and then walked in the house one day and posed as Bob?

I bet Barb and Chris wouldn't even notice. Barb would probably bitch at him for not coming home without a gallon of milk and her ass cream.
 
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