Containment What If?

[picklehaube]

What if Chris's penis was bigger than previously photographed, and no longer bent?

Apparently it is, according to either Kacey or Catherine emails?

 

[CWCissey]

Better, Bob Zombie
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I would like to welcome our newest member...

 

[GS 281]

What if the magic potion Chris is rubbing on his gut turns his nipples into dicks?

 

[Somar]

What if Telltale games made a episodic game based on Chris's life?

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

What if Telltale games made a episodic game based on Chris's life?

Boy, you think people complain about choices not affecting the storyline that much now, wait until every single choice results in "Sit at home and do fuckall."

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris rode down a snowy slope on his father?

Spoiler

A Bob-sled!

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris transitioned into a broom?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris transitioned into a broom?

Face it, he'd still pack a lot of wood.

What if Chris cooked his mother on a spit?

Spoiler

Shish ke-BARB!

 

[GypsyBard]

Face it, he'd still pack a lot of wood.

What if Chris cooked his mother on a spit?

Spoiler

Shish ke-BARB!

grease fire burning down his house again

 

[jacobsonic]

What if Telltale games made a episodic game based on Chris's life?

It'll be the worst game Telltale has ever made yet it'll also be the greatest Chris Chan experience of all time.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris had both a duck and a China?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris had both a duck and a China?

Peking Duck for dinner!

 

[Apocalypso]

Peking Duck for dinner!

 

[GolgoXIII]

What if Chris and Barb were boss fights in @Maple 's CWC Chronicles game?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris made Barb cut his hair to make it look like his old short hair from the past, but she accidently shaved off all of his hair and made him bald?

 

[AnOminous]

What if Kengle started a chain of restaurants to sell boiled hamburgers?

 

[Attraction Slime]

What if Kengle started a chain of restaurants to sell boiled hamburgers?

Steamed hams, perhaps?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if we were all Chris?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

What if we were all Chris?

Then society is in a lot of trouble and the human population will go extinct in the next generation

 

[Apocalypso]

Then society is in a lot of trouble and the human population will go extinct in the next generation

Brother, amen.

What if Chris' actual first appearance was on Barney & Friends?