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What if Chris put on a motion control suit like the one Andy serkis wore, and plays Gollum for the new Disney star wars vs. Lord of the rings crossover that comes out summer 2018?
 
What if Chris put on a motion control suit like the one Andy serkis wore, and plays Gollum for the new Disney star wars vs. Lord of the rings crossover that comes out summer 2018?

He'd look something like this.
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What if Chris lived in Chicago and made Trap Music?
Juh-ju-jjj-da-jju--ju- LAAAAAAAAAAAAH

yuh SUN UH CHEW..... (shakes dreads) yuh SUN UH CHEW

GULD RANGS AROUND MY NECK.... WHUR DA SINGLE LESBEENS DAT WANNA FECK?

I GUTTA GUTTA GO FEEEESSST
 
What if Chris and Cole started their own review show like Siskel & Ebert at the Movies?
 
What if Chris lived in Chicago and made Trap Music?
GOT DIS FANTA IN MY CUUUP..... FILLED WITH MY CUMMING UPPS

FUCK MIGOS... I ONLY FUCK WITH AMIIBOS

CALL ME CHIEF WEEN MY BAGS ARE NEVER LEAN.

AWWWWW.... TISM bbbbbbbbrrrrrrAGH-TISM

FuhK a wHurl Tour see my HOUSE TOUR

I dunno throw up crips and bluud signs i throw Cluwhz of Fail.

HHuh hustlin on the corner doe... see my sign shouting out at those hoes.



Mane, look my autism so hot right now.... drake bought to holla at me to do a remix called it hotline 434-xxx-0848. Nigga trying to bring me up while capitalizing on my fame.
 
What if Chris is a Tommy Westphal type character and the Internet is his snowglobe fantasy?
 
What if Chris put on a motion control suit like the one Andy serkis wore, and plays Gollum for the new Disney star wars vs. Lord of the rings crossover that comes out summer 2018?
He'd be huddled over shouting "the china, thes chinaaaàaas we hates he 4 cents garbages chinassss, chinassss my duck hungers for tom toms to poundddds"
 
What if in an alternate universe we were the lolcows and Chris was watching us?
 
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What if this thread wasn't a massive hub of the same shitty questions asked ad nauseum, this question include?

What if Bob was the only person to raise chris, Barb having died in childbirth? How would that effect the major events in his life?
 
What if Chris replaced Tommy Wiseau as the director, writer, producer, and the main character of The Room?
 
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