Containment What If?

[David Chuggins]

what if chris was the evil twin all along?

Considering how Chris banned homosexuality, is basically dictator, and has killed multiple people execution style.... It might seem like Reldnahc is the good guy.

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

"We don't need no virgin ragin'
We don't need no honour roll
No dumb tomgirls in the Gamestop
Jerks, leave that china alone
Hey, jerks! Leave that china alone!"

What if Chris was the Ayatollah?

Several fatwas would be written to say "mmm yeah....Muhammad probably meant...each woman has to go on at least one date with me...to see if they're my sweethearts..."

What if Chris bent duck was contagious?

 

[ZehnBoat]

"We don't need no virgin ragin'
We don't need no honour roll
No dumb tomgirls in the Gamestop
Jerks, leave that china alone
Hey, jerks! Leave that china alone!"

Mother, do you think they'll drop the bomb?
Mother, do you think they'll like this song?
Mother, do you think they'll try to KICK ME IN THE BALLS?
Ooooh aah, mother, should I build the wall?

what if chris was the last son of krypton?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was the Naked Cowboy in New York?

 

[ZehnBoat]

What if Chris was the Naked Cowboy in New York?

new york would have been obliterated

what if chris was a character in the binding of isaac game?

 

[Asandy31]

What if Chris and Barb had a cool new poweer couple name?

Carb and or Bris

 

[Buck Mullet]

What if Chris and Barb had a cool new poweer couple name?

Carb and or Bris

Sonic + Pikachu = Sonichu, so what if Chris + Barb = Oh God that is too horrible to picture (pours bleach in eyes)

 

[Asandy31]

What if Chris believed he was a fanciful German maiden and moved to Germany to complete that dream, but upon arrival, the only job he could get was cleaning out the urinal at a gay sex club?....just answered my own

 

[Rize Kamishiro]

What if Chris was a reggae musician?

 

[Asandy31]

What if Chris was a reggae musician?

Her drop out after he realized there were too many niggos involved

 

[animedad]

Chris couldn't even claim the ugliest of Disney Princesses, the closest he could do was the transvestite Doris from Shrek..he could also double as Donkey, or an Ogre

Shrek is Dreamworks, not Disney.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

What if Chris became addicted to plastic surgery?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris woke up to discover that he became a black man(child)?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris tried to copyright the word autism?

 

[Rize Kamishiro]

What if Chris woke up to discover that he became a black man(child)?

His hatred of jerkops might actually become justified after a short while. Or he'll realise he can start playing the race card on top of the autism and stress ones.

What if Chris was Sauron?

 

[Mecha-Lenin]

What if Chris were Sauron?

He has the gaze down-and-pat:

 

[Asandy31]

Shrek is Dreamworks, not Disney.

As I said, not even the ugliest of Disney

 

[Rize Kamishiro]

What if Chris was abandoned as a baby and subsequently adopted by super strict Asian immigrant parents?

 

[Asandy31]

What if Chris was abandoned as a baby and subsequently adopted by super strict Asian immigrant parents?

They'd raise him to the age of 10, then make 10-year-old Chris kidnap an adorable Japanese female infant, then they'd lock him in their restaurant to make him cook day and night while dancing to entertain their customers

 

[DykesDykesChina]

What if Chris was an electric guitar?

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