Containment What If?

[Betachu]

What if Chris became an FBI agent?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Chris posted PSA's at the end of his videos stating that he was a professional lolcow and that his antics should not be repeated by viewers at home? Signing them of with a thank you for their support.

Chris lacks that self-awareness. If he were aware he was being tricked, he'd just be a shitty knock-off of Jonny Knoxville. Chris genuinely believes he's pretty cool, and the world would be better if people behaved as he does.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris won the world record for fattest person alive?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris won the world record for fattest person alive?

He and Barb would get into a fight about him taking her only accomplishment away from her.

 

[Somar]

What if Clyde invited Chris over to his house for a wild house party to try and make amends with him, when in reality Clyde only invited Chris so he can video tape some huge prank on him?

 

[Marvin]

He and Barb would get into a fight about him taking her only accomplishment away from her.

Barb's not fat.

 

[AnOminous]

What if Clyde invited Chris over to his house for a wild house party to try and make amends with him, when in reality Clyde only invited Chris so he can video tape some huge prank on him?

Chris would get a horrifying revenge like the Scott Tenorman episode of South Park.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris watched Cartoons/movies/live-action TV Shows that were actually good when he was growing up?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a farmer?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris accidently ran over Barb when he was trying to run over Snyder?

 

[Sanic]

What if the what if thread got taken down?

 

[Betachu]

What if the what if thread got taken down?

Someone would try to make a new one but it would be so autistic nobody would give a shit and just move on with their lives.

 

[José Mourinho]

What if the what if thread got taken down?

let's find out

 

[wagglyplacebo]

What if Alan pardew brought back what if?

 

[Somar]

What if Alan pardew brought back what if?

Maybe than my last question can finally get a response.

 

[GS 281]

What if chris gave barb a nice hot lunch this afternoon?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hot+lunch

 

[Lipitor]

What if chris gave barb a nice hot lunch this afternoon?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hot+lunch

I always thought this was called a "Glass Bottom Boat Ride"...

what if instead of going on a sailboat ride, it had been described by renee that catie and colin were going on a... you know what never mind, Chris would still have been made colin was black.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

What if Chris is actually Megan?

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris is actually Megan?

She has one hell of a long bent 7 DAMN INCH clit...

What if Chris violates terms of his suspended sentence?

 

[Cuck Norris]

She has one hell of a long bent 7 DAMN INCH clit...

What if Chris violates terms of his suspended sentence?

He'll get raped and murdered in prison.