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He'd be less convincing than BlueSpike.
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What if Chris was a Teletubby?
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His Tellytummy would only show Sonic Sez cartoons.
Tayjelir
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He would treat him like a godly figure, demand he does something about the trolls, get mad that he won't, and the president will go to being a JERK!
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He doesn't have a lot of physical strength, so he probably wouldn't stay for long with big, strong, burly men. Now, if he was in a wrestling match? He could probably put up a struggle for a few minutes, but he would obviously lose.
What if Chris was the Penguin of Doom? *holds up spork*
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The Secret Service would not let someone who looks, sounds, and smells like Chris anywhere near the president.
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what if Chris(tine) started a kickstarter campaign to fund a sex change operation?
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The weens donate in an attempt to troll Chris into cutting his dick off. Then Barb takes half the money and he spends the rest on amiibos and drag queens.
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What if Chris took dating lessons from Harvest Moon games?
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What if Disney made a movie about Chris?
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The musical numbers would be hilarious. For example, MLW and the rest of the PVCC faculty would all suddenly break out into singing You Won't Find a Girlfriend This Way (Or Any Other Way).
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What if Chris couldn't cross a bridge?
He'd blame the DANG DIRTY TOLLS!
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What if Chris wore metal armor?
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With all that insulating fat and the hot, hot Virginia sun, it'd be like baking a potato in aluminum foil. Not a pretty picture.
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What if Chris was a snowman?
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What if Chris watched an airplane fly by in the sky?