Containment What If?

[Apocalypso]

What if, instead of the medallion, Chris wandered around the attraction sites in his Chris-Chan Sonichu getup?

Despite the embarrassment, Chris could make a decent living by making people think he's doing some kind of performance.

Spoiler

Or he immediately gets kicked out wherever he is.

What if Chris was skinny instead of obese?

 

[That Guy]

What if Chris was skinny instead of obese?

He'd get fat again.

 

[Apocalypso]

He'd get fat again.

But what if Chris was anorexic?

 

[AnOminous]

But what if Chris was anorexic?

He'd be the laziest anorexic in the history of anorexia, and still be fat.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a squirrel?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was a squirrel?

Did you really just want to see this pic again?

 

[AnimuGinger]

What if Chris was a squirrel?

The squirrels on my campus act like him. Fat, lazy, mooch off of students. He'd do the same things he does now.

 

[Lipitor]

The squirrels on my campus act like him. Fat, lazy, mooch off of students. He'd do the same things he does now.

Those squirrels should get "Acorn Signs" that beg people to give them nuts.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris had permanent X-ray vision (the see through clothes one)

 

[Tsukiko]

What if Chris had permanent X-ray vision (the see through clothes one)

He'd be at every local feminist rally

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris joined the navy?

 

[Marvin]

What if Chris joined the navy?

Aside from all the ducks, I think military life would mesh well with Chris. Routine and repetition goes well with Chris' personality.

 

[Muncie Anderson]

What if Chris wrote bad horror fiction instead of bad anime comics.

He'd be a slightly more likable version of Nickolaus Pacione.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris joined the navy?

He'd Fanta-size about sea-men.

 

[AN/ALR56]

What if Chris joined the navy?

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris was obsessed with The Simpsons as he was with Sonic?

http://www.theverge.com/2015/4/10/8381443/the-simpsons-dvd-discontinued-digital-blu-ray

 

[Tsukiko]

What if Chris was obsessed with The Simpsons as he was with Sonic?

 

[Apocalypso]

HOMERCHU! Go nap to the extreme!

 

[Lipitor]

Now do margechu

 

[Tsukiko]

Now do margechu

I didn't make the image. I can try drawing something if you want but I guarantee it won't be good