Containment What If?

[fuzzypickles]

What if Chris-Chan was born in a Nordic country?

He'd be even more of a spoiled shit than he already is.

What if Chris bought replica samurai armor?

It would get lost in the hoard, underneath the charred remains of Bob's old clothes.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris-Chan was born in a Nordic country?

Which one?

 

[Coldgrip]

Which one?

The one where everybody has a funny accent.

 

[Stud2Stud]

What if Chris bought replica samurai armor?

With his fondness for walls of text and his ego, I know exactly what his helmet would look like...

Spoiler: snibbety snab

Only it would state his entire name.

What if Chris-Chan was born in a Nordic country?

I was contemplating linking the video of that weird finnish guy that rants about licorice pipes... then realized he fucking freaks me out and decided to spare you people.

Also, the anchuent prophecy would be originating from some ancient viking clan involving a magical nasal-helmet.

 

[Ryker]

What if Chris bought replica samurai armor?

Lego or cardboard?

 

[SOINCHU]

What if Chris (Christine?) married Kengle?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris (Christine?) married Kengle?

The Wu's would no longer hold the title of most pathetic couple.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris decided to take up an instrument and somehow managed to be better than Monica Punk?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris decided to take up an instrument and somehow managed to be better than Monica Punk?

He would still be fuckin' awful

 

[Falcon Lord]

What if Chris was abducted by North Korea and forced to draw propaganda comics for them?

 

[deeman]

What if Chris was abducted by North Korea and forced to draw propaganda comics for them?

Well... he would atleast be close to China.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris lived in a squat in the East Village with Nick Bate and Jace?

 

[Clown Doll]

I was contemplating linking the video of that weird finnish guy that rants about licorice pipes... then realized he fucking freaks me out and decided to spare you people.

UncleSamPatriot? That guy's a hoot, he's legitimately mentally retarded and might be physically more disturbing than Classic Chris but he's got actual friends and a gf, I think.

 

[fuzzypickles]

What if Chris lived in a squat in the East Village with Nick Bate and Jace?

He'd stress sigh over Nick smearing shit all over the walls and Jace doing weed all the time.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

What if Chris-Chan was born in a Nordic country?

He'd be into Bratz instead of SANIC, hate 1960s records, music and technology, worship 1990s technology and gabber techno and film himself flipping of things he doesn't like.

 

[Muncie Anderson]

What if Chris lived in a squat in the East Village with Nick Bate and Jace?

There had better be film crews making a reality show on hand.

 

[Prof. Tony Farms]

What if Chris was a cast member on Saturday Night Love? What if Chris hosted an episode of SNL?

 

[BadaBadaBoom]

What if Chris had a Stand? What would his ability be? Would he succumb to Dio's Charisma or stay on the straight path?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris was a cast member on Saturday Night Love? What if Chris hosted an episode of SNL?

He will join the likes of Chevy Chase, Sinead O'Connor, and Andrew Dice Clay. "BANNED FOR LIFE"

 

[deeman]

He'd be into Bratz instead of SANIC, hate 1960s records, music and technology, worship 1990s technology and gabber techno and film himself flipping of things he doesn't like.

Ha... have you been spying om me?