What if you had a going-into-games-machine?

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Elden Ring. You know that spot in Leyndell, after yellow Godfrey, that large balcony area overlooking the erdtree. I would love to just look at that shit right there, preferrably at night. Then I would aggro the depressed assassin and jump down to my death just to fuck with him.

Inb4 "they're women" FUCK YOU
 
As gay as it sounds, one of the mainline Pokémon games. Most other games I enjoy involve everything trying to kill me and/or some wartorn/apocalyptic hellscape.
 
Not if I have a flaming bird by my side to discourage the bastards.

You also assume I'd go into the woods. You think my forum browsing ass is gonna spend time in nature?
 
Weeby Catto said:
Wtf? Nobody says they're going into hentai harem Isekai games? What's wrong with you guys??
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As incredible as it would be to sleep with any woman I'd like with minimal effort, being swarmed every day multiple times a day would be exhausting and distracting. Sometimes I just wanna play my vidya or bake some cookies.
 
But can I get out or is it a one way machine? And would I be the main character or some random NPC that will be killed by a goblin? Is time frozen within the game or will I be able to die of old age or other causes?

Being stuck forever in an Animal Crossing will be a hell I wouldn't wish on my worst enemies.
 
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