What if there is no Santa?

[Lip Glossary]

What if my dad has just been breaking into my house every night in a Santa suit to drink up all my beer?

 

[The Lawgiver]

Nah, even if he's your dad and not santa it doesn't mean santa isn't real.
ONCE AGAIN, let me highlight this shit for you to hammer it in.
Even if the man breaking into your house every night in a santa suit is your father, it does not rule out the existence of Santa , got it?
Also if he wasn't real he wouldn't be able to do that shit he did in turkey. TECHNICALLY the area was not turkey at the time though.

 

[Skitarii]

I am OP's dad and that's not true. I would never sneak down your dirty ass chimney that you never clean to drink your shit hipster beer.

 

[Skitarii]

You need to buy better beer btw it tastes like ass

 

[Lip Glossary]

I am OP's dad and that's not true. I would never sneak down your dirty ass chimney that you never clean to drink your shit hipster beer.

You need to buy better beer btw it tastes like ass

STOP BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE DAD AND COORS IS NOT HIPSTER BEER!

 

[toe_schnitzel6969]

i saw santa walk into my parent's bedroom once and after, like, 10 minutes i could hear my mom making these strange wailing sounds? anyone know what's happening?

 

[Farsided]

i saw santa walk into my parent's bedroom once and after, like, 10 minutes i could hear my mom making these strange wailing sounds? anyone know what's happening?

Santa also perform exorcism, a man's gotta pay rent.

 

[Lip Glossary]

i saw santa walk into my parent's bedroom once and after, like, 10 minutes i could hear my mom making these strange wailing sounds? anyone know what's happening?

Maybe she was singing him a Christmas carol and she's not a very good singer.

 

[Forprexxer]

i saw santa walk into my parent's bedroom once and after, like, 10 minutes i could hear my mom making these strange wailing sounds? anyone know what's happening?

I hate to break it to you but it sounds like you're having a Weissnacht event https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4666

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

This is such a retarded conspiracy theory. Do you have any idea how many people would have to be in on it?
Yeah, every father is lying to their kids and secretly placing presents under the tree at night. And the mothers just going along with it?
Fucking retard.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Then Arius would have died unpunched.

 

[Character from a movie]

I read the title as "What if there is no Satan?".

 

[The Lawgiver]

I read the title as "What if there is no Satan?".

Santa is a saint (seainte) so he'd be able to make satan go bye bye

 

[Character from a movie]

Santa is a saint (seainte) so he'd be able to make satan go bye bye

But what if Santa is not real? Then there's nobody to kick Satan's butt

 

[The Lawgiver]

But what if Santa is not real? Then there's nobody to kick Satan's butt

 

[Boldizar]

Jews killed him

 

[The Lawgiver]

Jews killed him

no that's jesus (the romans were also involved)