What if redditors were hot?

[DerKryptid]

What if they got laid ahahahahahaha what if they actually got pussy ahahaha

 

[Ophelia Jones]

Still, I'd recommend not putting your dick in crazy.

 

[Red Hood]

I think a balrog showing up at your door to play Street Fighter with you is more likely.

 

[Evan_Wynn_D]

If you go to Reddit then you are probably not attractive or good looking. If you go to Reddit you must surely be an idiot and I’m sure you’re stupid as well (because if you weren’t you would never go to Reddit). But of course everyone else is just as stupid because even if you aren’t an idiot you must surely be one if you go to Reddit. In fact you are the most stupoid if you go to Reddit.

I mean Reddit’s rules clearly state that you have to be stupid to use it.

 

[MrTroll]

reddit.com/r/transadorable/

No hot people, huh?

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

got laid
got pussy
were hot

So you want to set bedridden redditors and their cats on fire?

 

[Had]

Then i would have sex with them

 

[Don Yagon]

They sure would get hot. In fucking Auschwitz furnaces.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Ugly hot people should have their opinions disregarded regarded.