What if CWCville hosted the Olympics?

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José Mourinho

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What if CWCville hosted the Olympics instead of Tokyo? Would Sonichu be recognized more all over the world? Would it be better than whatever happened in Tokyo? Would the seven chaotic crystals be finally found? Discuss.
 
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Sonichu would become the next symbol of the olympics, replacing the rings with all the Sonichu heads.
Jerks would automatically be disqualified, and all the women given gold medals.
 
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The CWConcentration Camps will be repurposed as the Olympic Village.

This is more suited for random thoughts and questions, but, why hasn't Chris actually done any Olympic comics before? You'd think that those Mario and Sonic crossover games would be easy fodder for him to rip-off, considering they validate his whole 'sonichu multiverse' that was going on before the Merge sperging.
 
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I doubt it would be large enough to host other nations.
It would boost Chris' already enormous ego and he'd be pissed that the professional athletes wouldnt want his gross, stinking ass. If the press coverage doesn't distract him immediately first.
The opening ceremony would be much less impressive on a shoestring budget.

And the welfare houses would be ignored as usual
 
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It'd be like when Emperor Nero competed in the Olympics but with more autism.

Edit: Could you imagine Chris Chan starting a singing competition like Nero? He breaks out his unplugged guitar hero controller and starts singing "I want it That Way" by The Back Street Boys on live tv. Of course he wins but that shit would be beautiful. I'd rise a lighter to the sky and cry like a bitch.

:story:
 
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José Mourinho said:
What if CWCville hosted the Olympics instead of Tokyo? Would Sonichu be recognized more all over the world? Would it be better than whatever happened in Tokyo? Would the seven chaotic crystals be finally found? Discuss.
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We'd restrain the participants and record their screams for our amusement.
 
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The women's division would just be chris and eligible 18-24yo boyfriend-free girls.
 
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