What if Chris turns himself into a pickle?

[José Mourinho]

What if Chris turns himself into a pickle? Would it be a big reveal to Barb? Would the payoff be huge? Would he discover that 9/11 was an inside job? Discuss.

 

[Nathan Higgers]

What if Chris turns himself into a pickle?

Then it would be the funniest thing I have ever seen.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

He would most likely beg for pickle juice, so he could soak. Barb would probably eat him, however….well, Snorlax version Barb, not current on the throws of death Barb.

 

[King Fructose]

Pickle Chris

 

[vulg]

ok I was thinkning like it would be REALLY funny if Chris actually became gay / transgender or something because he constantly rants about how much he hates homos.

idk what do you guys think too ?

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

ok I was thinkning like it would be REALLY funny if Chris actually became gay / transgender or something because he constantly rants about how much he hates homos.

idk what do you guys think too ?

It would be kinda funny, but it would be hilarious if mentally ill spergs then started to lust after him.

 

[Ramborambo]

"Barbie, turn over the pickle. I turned myself into a pickle, Barbie. I'm Pickle Chris!"

Edit: Will someone who's been drinking less than I have please photoshop a Sonichu medallion onto a pickle rick? Thanks.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

 

[TV's Adam West]

I say this without a fraction of irony and am totally serious, it would be the funniest shit O have ever seen.
Chris turns himself into a pickle, wubba lubba dub dub.

 

[Ramborambo]

God damn it. I should have used that shout out I paid for to get Chris to say wubba lubba dub dub, instead of mourning Billy Herrington.

 

[Dom Cruise]

I'M PICKLE CHRIIIIIIIIIIS!

 

[LolRaccoon]

"I turned into the pickle man again!"

 

[Agran]

but is he gunna?

 

[Cap. Willard Marlow]

Would the payoff be huge?

Surely. You must receive a really huge payoff when you become the funniest shit I've ever seen.

Would he discover that 9/11 was an inside job?

It's a probability. Pickles can see things that men are incapable of. They know secrets.