What Has Been Your Experience Like Shitting At Work.

[Mariposa Electrique]

I never poop at work or in public but today, I just couldn't hold it. Luckily, God turns my turds into roses, daffodils, and violets, which I then hand out to patients. What's been your experience with pooping at work?

 

[Epic Fail Man]

NEVER. SHIT. AT WORK.

 

[Book Thief]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.
That's why I shit on company time.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Terrible. Walls are paper-thin and there are no windows or an extractor.

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

They call me 007 at work
0 motivation
0 skills
7 poop breaks

 

[Mojo Thief]

Our office only has one men's room for like 15 guys, and there's one guy who hogs the bathroom shitting/jacking/playing mobile games for like an hour a day. He's kinda autistic so I don't think he notices how hard everyone here judges him.

That guy is not me, by the way. I shit only in the sanctity of my own toilet.

 

[Snigger]

I work somewhere with daily janitorial services so fortunately it's not bad.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

listen, i shat on a 15 minute break, I NEED 1 HOUR AT LEAST TO SHIT DAMMIT!

 

[Tom Myers]

Early and often.

 

[MrTroll]

As a member of the antiwork and antipoop movements, I do neither.

 

[Uncle Sid]

I work from home so I shit when I want.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

If you have a CDL or any kind of driving job shitting is a very difficult thing. Especially if you don't got time to stop and get a potty break.

 

[The Last Stand]

I hold it until the shift's over.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.
That's why I shit on company time.

Boss makes a grand, I make a buck
That's why I masturbate furiously in the cafeteria during lunch hour horrifying my coworkers.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

Worked at a place with a lot of Indian H1Bs. They sometimes had issues keeping the waste in the toilet and would clog the sinks.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

I make it a point to shit on company time.

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

I'm lucky in this regard. My company has a space large enough for its own bathroom but we're in a larger complex with a few other tenants who have mostly been gone since the pandemic. My cubicle is right next to the door to the complex's main hallway and just across that is a pristine bathroom that pretty much no one is using, yet still gets daily cleanings. It's like having my own private bathroom. If I forget my key card though, I have to pray that there's someone who will hear me knock when I come back.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

Not the best, can't exactly strip naked

 

[JethroTullamore]

I got in trouble for shitting in the woman’s room once, (I’m not a woman) management actually had to send out an e-mail saying whoever was blowing it up needed to stop.

It’s not my fault, it was a one person private bathroom with tons of legroom, a little cabinet I set my phone on, lavender soap and those fancy smelly bark things. (Popurri? Potpourri? I dunno).

It was a nice place to poop while it lasted.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

I got in trouble for shitting in the woman’s room once, (I’m not a woman) management actually had to send out an e-mail saying whoever was blowing it up needed to stop.

It’s not my fault, it was a one person private bathroom with tons of legroom, a little cabinet I set my phone on, lavender soap and those fancy smelly bark things. (Popurri? Potpourri? I dunno).

It was a nice place to poop while it lasted.

You didn't try to pull the "I shit in the bathroom I most identify with?"