What happens when you die?

[fuzzyrodent85]

I'm a terrible, worthless person. Am I going to Hell? Will I be reincarnated? Do I just become a pile of ashes when I'm cremated and that's the end? If I neck myself does that change the equation?

 

[King Fructose]

You continue to exist, but in a deceased state.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

The same thing that happens before you were conceived.

 

[Crunchy Oats]

You decompose, bugs eat you, and Earth takes the rest. After that, all of your cells will disperse as proteins and waste in the bugs that ate you. Other animals will eat those bugs, and again be eaten by an even bigger animal. Eventually, all of your cells will have split into many different creatures, which may eventually be eaten by another human, and so forth.

If you're cremated, it's just the same as Earth taking you without the bug part, until your ashes end up somewhere that some worms might eat accidentally.

 

[Racist Trash]

Some furry steals your body stuffs it into a fursuit and fucks it.

 

[Tism the Return]

You go back to character generator.

 

[Tor Lugosi]

i diddle your corpse

 

[Fascist Frederick]

You shit your pants and do nothing.

 

[JethroTullamore]

A screen displays all your stats, and at the end ranks you based on your performance.

Than you can either put in more quarters and try again, or go get a slice of pizza and a pop from the store.

 

[Grinrow]

You die

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

A bunch of acquaintances, work colleagues and distant relatives rock up to your funeral; spend a few hours pretending to everyone that they didn’t think you were a complete cunt, and sit there during the whole service thinking deeply about what excuses they can give to avoid the wake.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

It's typically eternal rest. Your soul rarely can be reincarnated or restless as a spirit. Speculative, but we know little about consciousness and after-death.

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

You repeat your life all over again. In ways, a Purgatory or Hell of your own design.

 

[glib]

The beginning of Skyrim

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

You shit yourself

 

[Jason Wynn]

You wait a few seconds and then respawn somewhere random on the map.

 

[mikaylatoads]

I only truly fear the idea of floating endlessly in an empty void.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I will be the grandma that judges you when you jerkoff.

 

[SofondaCox]

If we return to the state we were in before we were born, this implies we can be pulled from that state into this one via birth.

This nightmare probably never ends.

 

[Splinters RCVD ✞]

It depends on your standing with God.

If you refuse Him and His Son to the very end, you will be thrown into the lake of fire on the last day of judgment to burn and be destroyed. (No, not eternal torture, that is a misinterpretation of the text).

If you accept Him and His Son Jesus Christ as your savior, and walk and live by His words, you will be accepted into His kingdom of heaven and live an unending life always perfect in every way.