What happens if I shit? - It means exactly what it says.

[Alex Hogendorp]

Would something go wrong if I defecate?

 

[Moths]

You would be doing what our forefathers have been practicing for generations. Taking in which is both good and bad and getting rid of which you don't need. Philosophical buddhism at its finest; defined by but physical bowel movement.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

maybe for the next guy to plough your anus

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

Just make sure to perform wudu after or Allah will not hear your prayers.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

As long as you do it on the street designated for that purpose.

 

[Moth to a flame]

The goons will come and take it and eat it in front of you while edging to skibiti toilet

 

[crowabunga]

It would be incredibly painful.